Merrick "You do everything wrong!" [after Buffy apologizes] "No....Do it wrong."
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992): in 7 of its 75 quotes
Most scenes with: Buffy (4)
"When the music stops, the rest is silence."
More lines from Merrick
2 quotes Merrick Merrick "There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge..." [notices Buffy's blank look] "Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born."
Scenes with Merrick
4 scenes
Merrick Really? Well, you did it perfectly.
I didn't even break a nail.
Merrick [Merrick analyzes Buffy's first solo slaying.]
He was slow. Very simple. They won't all be that easy.
Fine.
Merrick And the alley was a mistake. Never corner yourself like that. If they had come at you in force, you'd be dead now. One vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten.
Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?
Merrick None of the other girls gave me this much trouble.
And where are they now? Hel-lo-o!
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I've got something none of the other girls had.
Merrick And what's that?
My keen fashion sense.
Merrick Oh... vampires of the world, beware.
Oh,you made a Joke.Do you wanna lie down?I know it hurts the first time
Merrick Good Lord. What do you study in History?
My nails.
