Buffy "Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?" [holding up a new jacket in front of her]
Played by Kristy Swanson 
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) · 75 quotes
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) · 75 quotes
Most-quoted character in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992): in 33 of its 75 quotes
Most scenes with: Pike (4), Merrick (4)
"All I wanna do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a stone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!"
Collary: All that's missing is marrying Christian Slater...
More lines from Buffy
16 quotes Buffy Buffy "'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."
Buffy "Does Elvis talk to you?"
Buffy "What are you doing here? This is a naked place!" [when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]
Buffy "Do you got any gum?" [during a graveyard stakeout]
Buffy "I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy..." [about her future career as a 'Buyer']
Buffy "Great. My secret weapon is PMS."
Buffy "Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"
Buffy "Sorry about your guitar." [after staking a vampire with a piece of Pike's guitar]
Buffy "Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."
Buffy "Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."
Buffy "You broke up with my machine?!
Buffy "I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."
Buffy "Well, aren't we kung-fu."
Buffy "Why?It's not in the Book of all Knowledgefulness that i'm going to cheer tomorrow?Lighten up,Merrick"
Buffy "Why? Because it isn't in the Book of all Knowledgefulness that I'm going to be cheering at the Riverview game tomorrow? Lighten up, Merrick".
Scenes with Buffy
16 scenes Buffy's Mom [Buffy's mom bids farewell to Buffy and her boyfriend.]
Bye-bye, Bobby.
Jeffery
Bye! [to Buffy] She thinks my name's Bobby?
Buffy It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby.
Buffy I got a C-plus on the test, and he tells me, "You have no sense of history." I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie!
Nicole You got a C-plus? I can't believe I cheated off you.
Buffy Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.
[Buffy and her friends converse loudly in the movie theater.]
I can't believe these people. We paid money to see this.
No, we didn't.
Oh, yeah. But I still wanna know what happens!
Buffy Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead.
Jennifer Oh, my God, is that true?
Buffy Probably. What movie is this?
...
You're the guys from the movie!
We hate you guys.
Nicole [Buffy & friends plan a school dance.]
Buff, I don't see why we have to invite every senior.
Buffy Because it's the senior dance? It's just a shot in the dark.
Buffy [Buffy just punched Merrick in the face.]
Oh, wow. I, I never hit anybody before.
Really? Well, you did it perfectly.
Buffy I didn't even break a nail.
[Merrick analyzes Buffy's first solo slaying.]
He was slow. Very simple. They won't all be that easy.
Buffy Fine.
And the alley was a mistake. Never corner yourself like that. If they had come at you in force, you'd be dead now. One vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten.
Buffy Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?
None of the other girls gave me this much trouble.
Buffy And where are they now? Hel-lo-o!
...
Buffy I've got something none of the other girls had.
And what's that?
Buffy My keen fashion sense.
Oh... vampires of the world, beware.
Buffy Oh,you made a Joke.Do you wanna lie down?I know it hurts the first time
[Buffy flips him, then jerks him to his feet and pins him against a locker.]
Whoa, whoa — I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't actually need any right now!
Buffy Don't grab me, okay?
Absolutely! I now see the error of my mistake.
Good Lord. What do you study in History?
Buffy My nails.
Buffy [Pike has just crashed his van fleeing from a group of vampires.]
Is this your van?
Shambling Vampire
BluaaaaahUGH!
Jeffery
[Buffy arrives at a school dance to find her boyfriend with another girl.]
Didn't you get my message?
Buffy You broke up with my machine?!
Jeffery
You weren't home. Like always.
Buffy [Vampires have surrounded the school gym.]
Don't worry. They can't come in here. They can't come in unless they're invited.
I... already invited them.
Buffy Oh, yeah? Clap.
Buffy One what? Cute couple? I don't think so!
...
[Buffy brandishes a crucifix.]
So this is your defense? Your puny faith? [he grasps the crucifix; it bursts into flame.]
Buffy No. My keen fashion sense. [she pulls a can of hair spray out of her purse.]
Buffy [After the climactic vampire battle, Buffy tends to the fallen Pike.]
Are you all right?
Well... I can't move my legs.
Buffy Why?
Because you're sitting on them.
Buffy No.
Buffy Yeah.
Buffy Yes, I am. [puts her head on his shoulder]
