Scream 4 (2011) · 25 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Scream 4 (2011): in 10 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Kirby (5), Sidney Prescott (4), Olivia (3)
Before you get in the car you have to promise not to kill me!
Jill Why? What'd you do?
Trevor called me last night!
Jill Why is he calling you?
Because you won't take his calls and he knows I have your ear!
Jill Can we not talk about this right now?
Jill He called you, too?
He thinks that your cousin coming to town is making you forget how sorry he really is!
Jill Well, that's inventive!
I'm here with the beautiful Olivia "Don't-Look-At-My-Tits-I-Have-A-Mind" Morris! And my annual Woodsboro question "What's your favorite scary movie"
Jill Where did you hear that anyway?
It's a line from Stab 1!
Um...You're a genre nut, Kirby! What's your favorite scary movie?
That's funny, Kirby!
Totally unaware you exist!
Yeah! [after Robbie has walked off] Asshole!
Jill I think Charlie likes you!
And I like him - To tease, to torment, to make him squirm!
Jill Trust me, you could do a lot worse.
Jill Trevor's calling.
I want to talk to Jill.
Uh... no. It's Kirby. Sorry, Trevor, Jill is screening her calls from all past relationships.
What's going on over there?
Jill Olivia, hang on a second. [turns to Kirby.] What is he saying?
I'm not Trevor.
What? I can barely hear you, Trevor.
This isn't Trevor.
Oh. Oh, alright, then why do you have his phone? Whoever this is. [turns to Jill.] He's trying to do Ghostface. [laughs]
Jill He's being weird.
I want to talk to Jill.
Okay, well, she doesn't want to talk to you. Come on, Mr. Ghostface, whisper to me.. Or are you just supposed to ask me a question?
Alright. How's the movie?
What movie?
Shaun of the Dead?
Because I'm standing in the closet.
Stop, you're not.
Jill What is going on?
Trevor's being weird. I mean, if it is him, I don't know.
Jill What?
This is not **** Trevor!
Well, then who the **** are you?
Open the closet door.
[Kirby looks at the closet.] :
You do know there are cops all over the house?
I think I have just enough time to slice someone open!
Jill I'll talk to him.
Shh...
What's going on over there, you guys?
Jill S-Sorry I? I don't know? [turns to Kirby.] Kirby-
Shh...
Jill Kirby.
Come on, do it.
There's no way you're in there. [stumbles to the closet.]
See for yourself.
Jill Kirby? Kirby, come on, talk to me. This isn't funny. Kirby!
Liar. I'm over this!
I never said I was in your closet.
Jill What?
[The killer breaks through Olivia's closet and begins attacking her]
Welcome home, Sidney. Preview of coming events.
Why don't you come for me, you got the balls for that?!
Oh, poor Sidney. You think this is all about you? You think you're still the star?
This isn't a **** movie!
It will be.
These are innocent people!
Spare me the lecture! You've done very well by all this bloodshed, haven't you? Well, how about the town you left behind? I've got plans for you. I'm gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don't blink when I stab you in the face. You'll die when I want you to, Sidney, not a moment before. Until then, you're going to suffer!
Jill Sidney!
Jill?
Jill Is she-?
Do not look, okay?
Jill She said you were the angel of death.
Alright, I hope no-one minds, but I'm putting on Stab 7! No-one cancels my movie night!
Jill Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't want to watch that after what happened with Olivia!
Oh, come on! It was her favorite!
Wow, Kirby. You've got some real classics here!
Yep. I could trivia your ass under the table, Cinema Boy!
Alright... Who played Leatherface first?
Wow, did you feel that charge between us just then?
Oh, that was me! I have powers!
How could you do this?
Jill Do you know what I was like growing up in this family? Related to you? I mean, all I ever heard was: "Sidney this!", and "Sidney that!", and "Sidney, Sidney, Sidney!"! You were always so **** special! Well, now I'm special!
You'll slip, they always do.
Jill My friends? What world are you living in?! I don't need friends, I need fans! Don't you get it? This has never been about killing you, it's about... becoming you! I mean, for ****'s sake, my own mother had to die - no great loss there - so I could stay true to the original! It's sick, right? Well, sick is the new sane! You had your fifteen minutes, now I want mine! I mean, what am I supposed to do? Go to college? Grad school? Work? Look around; We all live in public now, we're all on the Internet. How do you think people get famous anymore? You don't have to achieve anything! You just got to have **** up shit happen to you. So, you do have to die, Sid. Those are the rules. New movie, new franchise. There's only room for one lead, and let's face it; Your ingenue days, they're over. [stabs Sidney in the stomach.] Don't tell me you didn't know this day would come.
[Sidney collapses on the floor, as Jill creates the fake scene.]
Jill You just won't die, will you? Who are you? "Michael **** Myers"? [Sidney tries to attempts to use the call button, but Jill sees this and grabs it.] I don't think so. [throws it away and begins chokes her] Just **** die, already!
Jill Is this how it's gonna be, Sid? The ending of the movie was supposed to be at the house! I mean, this is just... [through clenched teeth] Silly!
Consider this an alternative ending. You're never gonna get away with this, Jill.
Jill Of course I will!
Dewey! :[enters Sidney's room, Jill aims her gun at her] Sid... [turns to Jill.] Easy... Okay, okay... What about the book?
Jill Looks like I'll just have to write it myself! [Judy appears and saves Gale through the hospital bed. Jill shoots, but misses] Goddammit! [Gale and Judy hide under the bed.] Don't even think about shooting, [aims the gun at Dewey.] or I'll blow Dewey's head off. [Gale and Judy turn to each other] What, you think I won't do it?! Give me your gun!
Jill Just had to be the hero, huh? [aims the gun at Judy.] Give me your gun. [Judy doesn't respond.] What are you, deaf?! Give me! Your gun! [Judy tosses the gun to Jill, who kicks it away. Sidney reaches for the defibrilator] Now get up. [Judy does so] And keep your hands over your head.
Don't do anything stu---
Jill Don't **** tell me what to do!
Oh, God...
Jill Now get up, bitch!
Okay.
Jill Get up! [Gale looks at her] Now!
Okay.
Jill Come on! [Gale checks Dewey, who regains consciousness.] Let's go. Get your skinny ass out here!
Okay.
Jill I'm gonna enjoy blowing your head off.
Okay, but... Can I just have one final word?
Jill What? "Please?"
Jill Clear?
Clear. [electrocutes Jill, until she collapses on the floor.] You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill: "Don't **** with the original".
What did I get hit with?
Don’t ask.
