J Jenny
[The phone rings.]
Could you get that? Marnie?
M Marnie
Yeah... [goes to the kitchen and answers the phone] Hello?
Ghostface App Hello, Who's this?
M Marnie
Marnie, who's this?
Ghostface App This is the last person you're ever gonna see alive.
M Marnie
[disturbed]
What?
J Jenny
[laughing]
I'm sorry, I had to.
M Marnie
You bitch! So not funny!
J Jenny
[Jenny closes the window.]
Somebody falls for it every year.
M Marnie
I don't see why you get off under the---
J Jenny
[Marnie is killed.; The phone hangs up]
Marnie? [leaves the hallway] Marnie? [checks downstairs.] Marnie? [goes downstairs and finds the phone on the floor] Good one, Marnie! Lights out, phone on the floor. You know,... [picks up the phone and tries to look around the house.] You really should direct horror films. Wherever you are. Let me guess, you want me to walk by an open door frame so you can pop out, huh? [turns around but no one is there. The phone rings] Okay, timing. Timing is perfect! But you don't have an app on your phone, so you can't talk like Ghostface, [puts the phone in her ear] can you?
Ghostface Yes, I can.
J Jenny
[shocked]
Who is this?
Ghostface Not an app.
Ghostface Do I sound like a Trevor to you? Think of me as your director. You're in my movie, you got a fun part, so don't blow it.
Ghostface Same one Marnie's in, only her part got cut way back. But you? You're the dumb blonde with the big tits. We'll have some fun with you before you die.
J Jenny
I have a 4.0 GPA and 135 IQ, asshole! What did you do with Marnie?
Ghostface She's on the cutting room floor!
J Jenny
That's not funny!
Ghostface This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film. People live and people die, and you'd better start running!
J Jenny
[Marnie's lifeless body is thrown through the window] [horrified]
Marnie?
[The killer appears and begins chasing Jenny around the house]
[Jill's phone rings.; Kirby picks up the phone]
It's Trevor. I'll handle this.
[on the phone to Olivia.]
Trevor's calling.
[Kirby answers it.]
What do you want?
Ghostface I want to talk to Jill.
Uh... no. It's Kirby. Sorry, Trevor, Jill is screening her calls from all past relationships.
What's going on over there?
[to Olivia.]
Olivia, hang on a second. [turns to Kirby.] What is he saying?
Ghostface I'm not Trevor.
What? I can barely hear you, Trevor.
Ghostface This isn't Trevor.
Oh. Oh, alright, then why do you have his phone? Whoever this is. [turns to Jill.] He's trying to do Ghostface. [laughs]
[to Olivia]
He's being weird.
Ghostface I want to talk to Jill.
Okay, well, she doesn't want to talk to you. Come on, Mr. Ghostface, whisper to me.. Or are you just supposed to ask me a question?
Ghostface Alright. How's the movie?
Ghostface Shaun of the Dead?
[Kirby looks at the TV - Shaun of the Dead is on] [alarmed]
How did you know that?
Ghostface Because I'm standing in the closet.
Trevor's being weird. I mean, if it is him, I don't know.
Ghostface This is not **** Trevor!
Well, then who the **** are you?
Ghostface Open the closet door.
[Kirby looks at the closet.] :
You do know there are cops all over the house?
Ghostface I think I have just enough time to slice someone open!
What's going on over there, you guys?
[Jill puts her phone on her ear.]
S-Sorry I? I don't know? [turns to Kirby.] Kirby-
Ghostface Come on, do it.
There's no way you're in there. [stumbles to the closet.]
Ghostface See for yourself.
[Kirby stumbles further to the closet.]
Kirby? Kirby, come on, talk to me. This isn't funny. Kirby!
[Kirby opens the closet and investigate, but no one is in there] [relieved]
Liar. I'm over this!
Ghostface I never said I was in your closet.
What?
[The killer breaks through Olivia's closet and begins attacking her]
[After Sidney finds Olivia dead, she answers her phone]
What?
Ghostface Welcome home, Sidney. Preview of coming events.
Why don't you come for me, you got the balls for that?!
Ghostface Oh, poor Sidney. You think this is all about you? You think you're still the star?
Ghostface It will be.
These are innocent people!
Ghostface Spare me the lecture! You've done very well by all this bloodshed, haven't you? Well, how about the town you left behind? I've got plans for you. I'm gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don't blink when I stab you in the face. You'll die when I want you to, Sidney, not a moment before. Until then, you're going to suffer!
[The killer hangs up.]
Sidney!
[Sidney rushes to Jill]
Stay right there.
She said you were the angel of death.
R Rebecca
This is Rebecca!
Ghostface Sidney Prescott, please.
R Rebecca
I'm handling Ms. Prescott's calls and appearances. May I take a message?
Ghostface You are the message. [Rebecca looks back] Are you writing this down?
R Rebecca
Yes, I am. It's kinda hard to hear you. I'm in the hospital with Sidney, if you can hang on this one second-
Ghostface I've got time. It's you that doesn't. You know, Rebecca, it doesn't sound to me like you're in the hospital. Sounds like you're in a parking garage. A dark and deserted parking garage. But if you wanna be in the hospital, I'd be happy to put you there - in the **** morgue!
[Sidney picks up the phone]
Roberts residence!
Ghostface You're a survivor, aren't you, Sidney? Your one and only skill: You survive. I've one question for you. What good did it to be a survivor in this little drama, if everyone close to you is dead?
Ghostface Turn on the TV to channel 6.
Ghostface Turn it on. Watch the teaser.
[Sidney turns on the TV] Newcaster: ...But it nearly turned deathly tonight, with the latest victim of this attack being the wife of the Woodsboro Sheriff: Gale Riley, AKA Gale Weathers, who is in serious condition tonight after being stabbed. Her assailant then disappeared in sea of identic--
Ghostface [Sidney turns off the TV] [giggling]
Glad you came home, Sidney. Has it been worth it yet?
Ghostface Ah, friends count, but it's the family ties that cut deep. Am I right?
Ghostface The ones you care about most. And what's closer than family? The bond of blood.
Ghostface You can't save them. All you can do is watch.
[Kirby's phone rings.] [checks on her phone.]
It's Charlie's phone. [unlocks her phone.]
Ghostface Tell Sidney it's the rule tonight! Tell Sidney it's all because of her! Or maybe she was into his place. I promise to be quick!
[turns to Sidney]
It's him.
Okay, Kirby, I'm gonna get Jill. Wish me in the same place. Just keep him on the phone. I-I'll be right back okay?
[Sidney leaves]
Let him go, please.
Ghostface I hear you like horror movies, Kirby. But do you like them as much as him? Forget watching Stab. Instead, you get to live it.
No. No, no, no, no. He's the expert. It's not me.
Ghostface Warm up question: Jason's weapon?
Ghostface There. You see? You do know the genre. Michael Myers?
Ghostface Leatherface?
[crying]
Chainsaw! Please!
Ghostface Just ask Sidney if you need some help. Freddy Krueger?
Ghostface Name the movie that started the slasher craze: Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Last House on the Left, or Psycho?
Ghostface None of the above! Peeping Tom, 1960, directed by Michael Powell. First movie to ever put the audience in the killer's POV!
Wait! No, no, no! Please, just ask me one more question! Just one more!
Ghostface All right, Kirby, then it's time for your last chance. Name the remake of the groundbreaking horror movie in which the vill...---
[panicked]
Halloween, uh, Texas Chainsaw, Dawn of the Dead, The Hills Have E-e-eyes, Amityville Horror, Uh-uh, Last House on the Left, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare On Elm Street, My Bloody Valentine, When A Stranger Calls, Prom Night, Black Christmas, House of Wax, The Fog, Piranha! It's one of those, right? Right?! [The killer hangs up the call. Everything is silent] [relieved] I got it right. I was **** right!
