Scream 4 (2011) · 25 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Scream 4 (2011): in 3 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie (2)
Robbie I'm here with the beautiful Olivia "Don't-Look-At-My-Tits-I-Have-A-Mind" Morris! And my annual Woodsboro question "What's your favorite scary movie"
Where did you hear that anyway?
It's a line from Stab 1!
Robbie Um...You're a genre nut, Kirby! What's your favorite scary movie?
That's funny, Kirby!
Robbie Totally unaware you exist!
Yeah! [after Robbie has walked off] Asshole!
This... You film your entire high school experience, and, what, post it on the 'net?
Robbie Everybody will be doing it some day.
It's kind of the one component the killer is missing.
Wait, what do you mean?
Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders.
Robbie Yeah, it's like the natural next step in the psycho-slasher innovation. I mean, you film them all real-time, and before you get caught, you upload them into cyberspace.
Making your art as immortal as you. [speaking the same time as Robbie] Not to implicate him.
Robbie Not to implicate me.
So, who do you think is doing the murders?
Well, it's a Stab fanatic, clearly. Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake.
Robbie Mercer Copyright terms, by the way.
'Cause all there are now are remakes. Only horror studios green-light. I mean, there are still rules, but the rules have changed. The unexpected is the new cliche.
Robbie Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence that blows the doors off - gallop some music video direction and the kill's gotta be way more extreme.
Modern audiences get sappy to the rules of the original. So, the reverse has become the new standard. In fact, the only sure-fire way to survive a modern horror movie, you pretty much gotta be gay.
Robbie Well, the original Stab structure is pretty apparent.
Yeah, two kids killed in a house when their parents are away?
Robbie And, then the school's 'hot chick' savage beyond recognition.
We all know where it goes from there...?
A party.
Exactly. A party. Guaranteed third-act-main-cast bloodbath.
Robbie Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change...
Robbie Wait, no. No you can't... you can't... those rules... I-I'm gay! I'm gay! [Ghostface pauses and tilts his head] If... if that helps?
[Ghostface continues stabbing him]
