Before you get in the car you have to promise not to kill me!
Trevor called me last night!
Because you won't take his calls and he knows I have your ear!
[sees Olivia coming]
Can we not talk about this right now?
Olivia [Olivia gets in the car]
So Trevor called me last night!
Olivia He thinks that your cousin coming to town is making you forget how sorry he really is!
[sarcastically]
Well, that's inventive!
[while recording the girls]
I'm here with the beautiful Olivia "Don't-Look-At-My-Tits-I-Have-A-Mind" Morris! And my annual Woodsboro question "What's your favorite scary movie"
Olivia [sarcastically]
That's original!
Where did you hear that anyway?
Um...You're a genre nut, Kirby! What's your favorite scary movie?
[sarcastically]
Bambi. [pushes Robbie out of the way] Dork. [flirting with Charlie] What?
Totally unaware you exist!
Yeah! [after Robbie has walked off] Asshole!
[Jill's phone rings.; Kirby picks up the phone]
It's Trevor. I'll handle this.
[on the phone to Olivia.]
Trevor's calling.
[Kirby answers it.]
What do you want?
Uh... no. It's Kirby. Sorry, Trevor, Jill is screening her calls from all past relationships.
Olivia What's going on over there?
[to Olivia.]
Olivia, hang on a second. [turns to Kirby.] What is he saying?
What? I can barely hear you, Trevor.
Oh. Oh, alright, then why do you have his phone? Whoever this is. [turns to Jill.] He's trying to do Ghostface. [laughs]
[to Olivia]
He's being weird.
Okay, well, she doesn't want to talk to you. Come on, Mr. Ghostface, whisper to me.. Or are you just supposed to ask me a question?
Alright. How's the movie?
[Kirby looks at the TV - Shaun of the Dead is on] [alarmed]
How did you know that?
Because I'm standing in the closet.
Trevor's being weird. I mean, if it is him, I don't know.
Well, then who the **** are you?
Open the closet door.
[Kirby looks at the closet.] :
You do know there are cops all over the house?
I think I have just enough time to slice someone open!
Olivia What's going on over there, you guys?
[Jill puts her phone on her ear.]
S-Sorry I? I don't know? [turns to Kirby.] Kirby-
There's no way you're in there. [stumbles to the closet.]
[Kirby stumbles further to the closet.]
Kirby? Kirby, come on, talk to me. This isn't funny. Kirby!
[Kirby opens the closet and investigate, but no one is in there] [relieved]
Liar. I'm over this!
I never said I was in your closet.
What?
[The killer breaks through Olivia's closet and begins attacking her]