Emma Roberts movie quotes

View Quote [smoking outside on porch] **** holidays. [stubs out a cigarette on a Christmas decoration Santa]

View Quote [in an elevator with Jackson] Just rip it. Okay, just, just... You know? Just-just rip it. Just... just rip it. Just... just... RIP MY **** PANTS OFF! [doors open]

View Quote Nobody drops Baby on her head.

View Quote [Casey and Scottie P. are about to leave]
Rose: Wait a second, hold on come here. I'd like to have a little chat with your friend
Casey: Are you kidding me?
Rose: I am not kidding you. Would you please have a seat?
Casey: What is going on?
Rose: So, Scottie P., what exactly do you for a living?
Casey: Oh, Mom!
Scottie P.: I work for P&J Amusements. I maintain the monkey maze, if you know what I'm saying.
David: What the hell is a monkey maze?
Scottie P.: Oh, it's like terrifying death trap, but, for little kids.
David: Hey, thats are some cool tats, man.
Scottie P.: Ah, for real, thanks bro. You see the cobra?
David: What is these one? Whats the one right there?
Scottie P.: Oh, these, thats my credo. [Pulls down shirt collar to reveal "NO RAGRETS"]
David: No regrets; How 'bout that you have no regrets?
Casey: Dad... [Casey flips off both David and Rose behind Scottie P.'s back with both hand]
Scottie P.: No. Not one.
David: Like not even single letter?
Scottie P.: No way... uh huh, at least, not me [laughs].
Casey: Dad... I love him.
David: I think he's great. I think he's real winner Casey. If I were you, I wouldn't use protection, have fun. Scottie P. you're the man [High fives him]
Scottie P.: Yeah? For real. Nice meeting you man. Alright, you too. [Casey gets on Scottie P.'s motorcycle and he speeds off, narrowly missing people on the campsite]
David: [To Rose] Come on, she'll gonna be fine. Tattooed kid on a motorcycle, no helmet. Actually, she might already be pregnant.

View Quote [David, Kenny and Casey are waiting in a barbershop]
Kenny: So Casey, I guess it's nice for you to get your hair cut. I mean you being homeless and all I guess.
Casey: I'm not homeless ****tard, I have a home, but I left it because my parents...
David: Oh my god, shut up shut up shut up okay, please? Alright, I don't need to hear your heart bloodbath story right now okay? I mean, I rented Precious on Netflix and I still don't watch the **** thing. Actually here, you know what? Just to give me a little peace and quiet, go buy your self some new clothes, you know, the kind of stuff that loved children are wearing. Not this garbage alright? Thank you whoaa whoa whoa stop stop stop. [Grabs Kenny and Casey] Kenny, you're fine. You already look like total dipshit. Here, you take it, you gonna need that [Hands cash to Casey] You look like Eminem from 8 Mile. [Casey flips David off] Kenny, go with her, make sure she doesn't steal the money. And stay the **** out the Hot Topic.
Barber: David Clark, okay, what are we doing today?
David: Yeah, I say give me some that says; "I get up every morning at 5.30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job and my jag off boss expect me to kisses balls all days just so i can afford to keep my ungratefull screaming kids decked out in Dora the Explorer shit and my wife working off a fat ass to self health videos until the day I get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth"
Corporate man:[Points to head] Uh, umm... right here.
David: Yeah, that's it, that's the one.

View Quote David: Hey hey hey hey easy easy, whats going on here?
Street thug: Mind your own **** business old man.
David: Oh my god, you're a dude. I was like, what the hell, I mean your voice was much deeper that your bone structure.
Casey: These assholes are trying to steal my iPhone.
David: Wait, you have an iPhone? Aren't you homeless?
Casey: So? **** you dude. [Note:Not clear who she says this to]
David: Okay, this was fun, carry on.
Kenny: Wait, no. These guys are picking on this girl, and it's not fair.
Street thug 2: What the **** are you gonna do about it white boy? You some type a hero? [Note:The street thug is caucasian]
David: No, he's not a hero, he's just a dumb kid. I got an idea, leave the girl alone. You three just move along huh? What do you say? Move along?
Street thug: What are you, some kind of cop?
Kenny: No, he's not a cop. He's actually really cool. He's a drug dealer.
Street thug: Really? [Holds up a switchblade]
David: Goddamnit, Kenny.
Street thug: Give me your bag pack.
David: I don't wanna fight.
Street thug: Oh, there's not gonna be a fight. See, you either give me your backpack, or I'm gonna stab you in the **** neck, and take it.
David: Whew. So it's a real Sophie's Choice here huh? Alright, okay, back pack it is you want... [David swings it at a street thug, and runs into alleyway, with street thugs in pursuit of him]
Casey: [Casey walking down the street in nonchalant tone] Hey sorry, I dropped my phone. Are we still out tonight or what? [David is caught by the thugs and his apartment is cleaned out of marijuana and cash.]
Kenny: I can help. I'll call the cops. [To David slumped on apartment floor]
David: No.

View Quote I didn't start it, it wasn't my fault, and if this were America, I would sue.

View Quote What is this place? Hogwarts?

View Quote Welcome to Malibu, biatch!

View Quote Sidney: How could you do this?
Jill: Do you know what I was like growing up in this family? Related to you? I mean, all I ever heard was: "Sidney this!", and "Sidney that!", and "Sidney, Sidney, Sidney!"! You were always so **** special! Well, now I'm special!
Sidney: You'll slip, they always do.

View Quote Jill: I think Charlie likes you!
Kirby: And I like him - To tease, to torment, to make him squirm!
Jill: Trust me, you could do a lot worse.
Kirby: [fakes shock] Hi, Trevor! [nervously] Bye, Trevor!
[Jill stares at Kirby in surprise]

View Quote [While Sidney is sleeping, Jill enters her room.; Sidney wakes up.]
Jill: You just won't die, will you? Who are you? "Michael **** Myers"? [Sidney tries to attempts to use the call button, but Jill sees this and grabs it.] I don't think so. [throws it away and begins chokes her] Just **** die, already!

View Quote Bruce: If you look at it, dogs have three basic needs. That's-- that's eating, sleeping, and peeing and pooping.
Andi: That's four.
Bruce: No, I think peeing and pooping is one.
Heather: Uh, I've stepped in both and I have to disagree.

View Quote Andi: [the police see them where a store was broken into, the thieves just got away] We can't get in trouble again!
Bruce: We didn't do anything.
Andi: You want to tell them that?

View Quote Andi: You know, I think we might be in a little over our heads.
Dave: It's four-six; we're out dogged.