[the police see them where a store was broken into, the thieves just got away]
We can't get in trouble again!
Bruce We didn't do anything.
You want to tell them that?
Andi
Emma Roberts · 3 quotes
Carl
Kevin Dillon · 3 quotes
Lois
Lisa Kudrow · 3 quotes
Bernie Wilkins
Don Cheadle · 1 quote
Mark
Troy Gentile · 1 quote
Hotel for Dogs quotes
Bruce You know, I think we might be in a little over our heads.
Dave It's four-six; we're out dogged.
Bruce If you look at it, dogs have three basic needs. That's-- that's eating, sleeping, and peeing and pooping.
That's four.
Bruce No, I think peeing and pooping is one.
Heather Uh, I've stepped in both and I have to disagree.
[runs into the kids' bedroom while brushing his teeth]
Did I leave my whitening strips in here?
I'm suing you, I'm suing the state, I'm suing those kids, I'm suing the guy who invented shrink wrap, I'm suing everyone!
Woman on cell phone
[In the hotel for dogs, Lenny the dog is howling because the window blind is down.] [talking to police]
Yes, I'd like to call in a complaint about a howling dog.
Woman on cell phone
[The kids open the window blind and Lenny stops howling.]
Um...never mind.
[Lois and Carl have discovered the hotel for dogs and find that Andi and Bruce have been stealing from them.]
Hey, there's my wah-wah pedal! No wonder my sound's been off.
Yeah, 'cause it's our crap! They've been robbing us blind!
[Lois and Carl have fallen down the poop chute into a dumpster full of bags of dog poop.]
Where are we?
We're in deep doo-doo.
[has Friday the dog under his jacket]
What's the matter? You've never seen a husky kid in a hoodie before?
You sold a guy a rock in a box for $20.