Um, sweetheart, have you ever seen a rattlesnake swallow a football?
Osmosis Jones
Chris Rock · 27 quotes
Drix
David Hyde Pierce · 17 quotes
Mrs. Boyd
Molly Shannon · 11 quotes
Mayor Charles Phlegmming
William Shatner · 9 quotes
Thrax
Laurence Fishburne · 9 quotes
Leah Estrogen
Brandy Norwood · 8 quotes
Frank DeTorre
Bill Murray · 7 quotes
Shane DeTorre
Elena Franklin · 7 quotes
Bob DeTorre
Chris Elliott · 5 quotes
Chief
Joel Silver · 5 quotes
Frank Detorri
3 quotes
Tom Colonic
Ron Howard · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Osmosis Jones & Drix (8), Osmosis Jones & Mrs. Boyd (5), Osmosis Jones & Leah Estrogen (3)
Osmosis Jones quotes
Page 6 of 7Virus con Dios!
We have a situation in the throat, and I'm putting you on it.
We're probably just drinking some hot coffee.
Well, use your imagination.
Well, you dealin' with a white blood cell here!
Were you thinking about me when you packed me a fried Slim Jim sandwich for lunch?
Whew! This cat was sick before I even got here!
Yeah, I guess you're right.
You care more about your stupid re-election than you care about all our lives. Something's going on and I'm going to the hypothalamus to check it out.
You see this badge? You see this gun? You see this white saccus membranous around my personhood? You're talking to a white blood cell here! I should be in the veins fighting disease, not up in the mouth on tartar control.
You want Osmosis? You got Osmosis!
[Drix shoves his gun arm into the flu shot's mouth and Osmosis gets an idea]
Uh-oh, you done done it now, brother. You had your chance with me but now you got Psycho-Cop. He's Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! He's going to go 'El Pueo Loco' on your crazy behind!
[first line]
Special Agent Drixo-Benzo-Medapedramine. [changes tone of voice to more commercial-friendly] Drixnol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes!
[sees monkeys scratching their behinds]
Oh, come on, hey, hey, hey! Show some class will ya? We got mixed company down here. [scratches his own behind]