Lasky That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky It's a BB gun!
Don't tempt me. I could poke an eye out with this thing.
Lasky You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in National Lampoon's Vacation (1983): in 4 of its 76 quotes
Most scenes with: Clark Griswold (3), Rusty (2)
Scenes with Lasky
4 scenes Lasky Lasky Lasky Lasky Has your father ever killed anyone?
Just a dog. Oh and my Aunt Edna.
Hey you can't prove that Russ.
Lasky Rusty, may I call you Rusty? I had a bad experience on this ride once.
What happened?
Lasky I threw up.
Lasky That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky It's a BB gun!
Don't tempt me. I could put an eye out with this thing.
Lasky You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
Yeah I could. It could lodge in the skin and cause a very bad infection.
Lasky That's an old wive's tale Clark. I'm telling you. [gets out of one of the roller coaster car; Clark fires the pistol; Lasky groans in pain and sits back in the seat]
See I told you. I warned you.
Lasky You wrecked these pants and you're paying for them!
Yeah I will pay for them. [The roller coaster ride begins]
