Aunt Edna Is this your idea of a good restaurant? Dog killer!
Played by Imogene Coca 
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) · 76 quotes
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) · 76 quotes
6th most-quoted character in National Lampoon's Vacation (1983): in 7 of its 76 quotes
Most scenes with: Clark Griswold (4), Ellen (4)
Scenes with Aunt Edna
7 scenes Aunt Edna Aunt Edna You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
Oh - we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
Aunt Edna Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?
Clark.
Aunt Edna I thought so. Whew! Well am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death?
Aunt Edna Did you tell Clark and Ellen the good news?
Good news, what good news, Catherine?
Aunt Edna You're driving me to Phoenix!
[Clark bites into his 'burger' and it squirts out onto the plate]
Aunt Edna Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
About fifty-two thousand dollars.
[Clark quickly begins putting the money back in his wallet]
Aunt Edna Clark, Dinkins needs a long walk and a bath.
Rusty take care of Dinkins.
Dad he bites.
Bite him back.
Stay in the car! It's hot and dangerous out here.
Aunt Edna Don't you tell me what to do, I'll do what I want! I should never have come on this trip with you, I should have taken an airplane... and him! [pointing to Clark] He shouldn't even have a license to drive an automobile! He should be BEHIND BARS!
SIT down and SHUT UP! Move outta that seat and I'll split your lip!
I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.
Aunt Edna Clark, watch your language!
Make that the second biggest.
