Roy Walley If someone doesn't start explaining what's going on here...well, there's going to be some explaining to do!
Played by Eddie Bracken 
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) · 76 quotes
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) · 76 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in National Lampoon's Vacation (1983): in 4 of its 76 quotes
Most scenes with: Clark Griswold (2)
Arabs, Arabs, are they Arabs? Give them whatever they want.
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Roy; can I call you Roy? Have you even driven your whole family cross-country?
Roy Walley Oh, hell yes. Once I drove all of them to Florida. The smell coming out of the back seat was terrible.
I know that smell, Roy; but what if you had driven all that way and Florida was closed?
Roy Walley Closed? Uh, they don't close Florida.
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I just want you to ask yourself one thing. If you were... if you were me, wouldn't you do the same thing for your children?
Roy Walley No.
Roy... can I call you Roy? Have you even driven cross-country?
Roy Walley Oh, hell yes. Drove the whole family to Florida. Worst two weeks I ever spent in my life. The smell from the back seat was terrible.
Ooooh. Ooooh, I know that smell. Roy, could you imagine if you had driven all the way to Florida and it was closed?
Roy Walley Closed? Uh, they don't close Florida.
I know they don't close the state of Florida. But, you know...when we got here, to Roy Walley World...and it was closed down, Roy. If you had seen the look on my kids' faces. I just went a little haywire.
Roy Walley You went a lot haywire, if you ask me.
Well, I'm very sorry, sir. And I'm sorry to all these people. I didn't mean any harm. I just want you to ask yourself one thing. If you were....If you were me, wouldn't you do the same thing for your children?
Roy Walley No.
