“I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this...” – Ellen, National Lampoon's Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from National Lampoon's Vacation 1983

Ellen

I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.

Clark

Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.

Aunt Edna

Clark, watch your language!

Clark

Make that the second biggest.

In this scene

Clark Griswold Chevy Chase More Clark quotes →

Ellen Beverly D'Angelo More Ellen quotes →

Aunt Edna Imogene Coca More Aunt Edna quotes →

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[thunder rumbles] Ellen We can't leave Aunt Edna on the patio! Clark Would you prefer I slip her in the night deposit box at the funeral home? Clark I'm just trying to treat my family to a little fun. Ellen Oh spare me, Clark, I know your brand of family fun. Tomorrow you'll probably kill the desk clerk, hold up a McDonalds, and drive us 1000 miles out of the way to see the world's largest pile of mud!