“I'm just trying to treat my family to a little fun.” – Clark, National Lampoon's Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

Clark

I'm just trying to treat my family to a little fun.

Ellen

Oh spare me, Clark, I know your brand of family fun. Tomorrow you'll probably kill the desk clerk, hold up a McDonalds, and drive us 1000 miles out of the way to see the world's largest pile of mud!

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Clark Griswold Chevy Chase More Clark quotes →

Ellen Beverly D'Angelo More Ellen quotes →

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