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Rusty Is that a real gun, Mom?
Ellen I don't know, Rusty, but when this is all over, your father may be going away for a little while.
Ellen We're not really violent people. This is our first gun.
Clark No, it isn't.
Lasky That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Clark Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
Lasky It's a BB gun!
Clark Don't tempt me. I could poke an eye out with this thing.
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