“That's not a real gun, is it Clark?” – Lasky, National Lampoon's Vacation ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from National Lampoon's Vacation 1983

Lasky

That's not a real gun, is it Clark?

Clark

Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.

Lasky

It's a BB gun!

Clark

Don't tempt me. I could poke an eye out with this thing.

Lasky

You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.

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Clark Griswold Chevy Chase More Clark quotes →

Lasky John Candy More Lasky quotes →

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