Wilbur Tie your kangaroos down, sports fans! HERE... WE... COME!
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3 quotes Wilbur Wilbur Throw another shrimp on the barbie, girls, 'cause HERE I COME!
Wilbur [last line]
HEEEELP!! ANYBODY! BERNARD! BIANCA! WHERE ARE YOU?! Okay, that's it, I'm outta here. This is ridiculous! You can't leave me here alone! I'm gone! I am gone! [cracking and chirping sounds] Oh no... Stay in those eggs! That's a direct order! Hey... you're kind of a cute little fella... Goochy goochy- [cracking sound; screams]
Scenes with Wilbur
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Wilbur [spit takes]
Tonight?! [coughs; laughs] Come on. You're kiddin' me, right? [laughs; opens his window] Have ya looked outside? It's suicide out there! [laughs; closes window] Oh, no. Ohhhhhhh, no! I'm afraid your jolly little holiday will have to wait. [laughs] What a bunch of jokers!
But you don't understand. A boy needs our help. He's in trouble!
Wilbur Boy? You mean, "little kid" kinda boy?
He was kidnapped!
Wilbur Kidnapped? Oh! That-that's awful! Lockin' up a little kid... Kids should be free! Free to run wild through the house on Saturday mornings, free to have cookies and milk, and get those little white moustaches, you know, the-- Nobody's gonna take a kid's freedom while I'm around! Nobody ain't! Hear me?!
Does that mean you'll take us?
Wilbur Storm or no storm, Albatross Airlines, [salutes] at your service!
Captain, is this a non-stop flight to Australia?
Wilbur Well, uh, not exactly no. Uh... I can definitely say no. We're gonna have to make connections with a bigger bird. Non-stop? What do I look like, Charles Lindbergh?
Wilbur [over radio]
Mugwump tower, Mugwump tower, this is Albatross 1-3, requesting permission to land, over!
Albatross? Let's see. [examines size chart of different birds] Finch, wren, scrub-bird, lorikeet, freckled duck, galah, kookaburra, parrot, cockatoo, albatro– Alb-albatross–?! It's a jumbo! [gets on radio] Negative, 1-3! You'll have to turn back! Our runway isn't long enough for a bird your size!
Wilbur Not long enough?! Look, pal! I can land this thing on a dime!
Uh, Wilbur, if the runway isn't long enough--
Wilbur Listen! You can't let these radar jockeys push you around! Just leave it to me, all right?
I say again, mate, our runway is too short!
Wilbur And I say again, "mate", I'm comin' in!
Crazy Yank!
Doctor
Forceps!
Forceps!
Wilbur Oh no... What now?
Doctor
Spinal streculator!
Wilbur Ohh! That's gonna hurt!
Doctor
Artery router!
Wilbur Mother!
Doctor
This is rusted tight. I wouldn't dream of using such a tool. Bring me the epidermal tissue disruptor!
Wilbur THE EPIDERMAL WHAT?!
[The nurses rev up a chainsaw]
Wilbur [Wilbur and Bernard reunite at Marahute's nest]
Wait a minute. What the heck are you doin' up here, anyway?
The kidnapper took the boy and Jake, and Miss Bianca.
Wilbur Miss Bianca?! Miss Bianca's in trouble?! Oh, no! That's terrible! We gotta do something. Bernard, I'm disappointed in you! Hidin' under a nest while Miss Bianca needs our help. Let me tell you something, buddy!
Wilbur...
Wilbur You-you-you start searchin' the desert for her, and I-I-I'll scan the coastline. Yeah, that's what I'll do.
Wilbur...
Wilbur I'll ask the chicks on the beach to...
Wilbur!
Wilbur Huh? What?
Listen. There are some chicks here that need your help.
Wilbur Really? [Bernard sits on Marahute's eggs and smiles. Wilbur understands what he means but resists.] Ohhhhh, no! Wait a minute. Hold it. I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. Don't even-- No! [Bernard scowls at him] Don't look at me like that! You're getting "no" from me! You understand? No! I will not ever sit on those eggs! [Cut to Wilbur sitting on eggs] Aw, nuts! Gotta learn to be more assertive. "No" is "no" is "no". [to the eggs] Hey - quit movin' in there.
[Cody runs to the edge, stops, looks down, and begins to climb down.]
He's going down the cliff! C'mon, we gotta warn him! [Cody arrives at the nest; sees the eggs; checks them out; he covers them up, and places one of the golden feathers on them.]
Cody!
Huh? Who are you?
Oh, there is no time to explain, you're in GREAT danger.
Oh Cody, Cody wait!!
Cody, please!! You MUST listen!!
That's right, Mc.. McLeach is on the cliff.
[looks up and sees McLeach's truck, begins to yells and plead]
Marahute, NO!!! Turn back!! [?]' Turn back!! [?]' Stay away!! [?] It's a trap!! [McLeach launches the trap; Marahute is caught in it.]
I got her!!! [?] I got her!!! Did you see that?! [laughs] Perfect shot!! Per-fect shot! She's mine!! [laughs] All mine!!!!
NO!!! [Cody jumps for the trap/bundle as it is hoisted up; Jake lassos Cody's foot.]
Hold tight you 2, we're going for a ride! [Bernard misses the rope]
Bianca!!
Bernard! [Cody begins to cut the ropes on the trap.]
[grumbles]
...Meddlin' brats. Gonna get rid of him for good. [McLeach tries to shake Cody off.]
Help I'm slipping!
Okay, that's it! This evil poacher is going down! If it's a last thing I do!
[hoists the whole group up and drops them into his cage; laughs; whispering]
There she is Joanna.... just look at her.... look at the size of her... the RAREST bird in the world. That bird's gonna make me rich... [chuckles] FILTHY rich. [laughs; announcing] I got what I want. Now, what does Joanna want? Does she wanna make sure that bird... STAYS rare? [egging her on] How about some great, big, triple A, jumbo, eagle eggs!!! Eh?! You want 'em?! Eh?! You want 'em? Go get 'em girl!!
NO!! Please!! [Joanna runs for the cliff, sees how far down it is and balks in fear.]
[mocking]
Why, whatever is the matter Joanna? [She points down; McLeach kicks her over the edge.] Git!! [Joanna goes down to eat the eggs; she searches the nest for them; finds the eggs; takes a bite of one; it is rock hard; she tries another with the same result; she drops one egg on the other which lands on her tail and she shrieks in pain, screaming from on top of cliff] OW! Jake! You bit me! That HURTS!! [Jake: Leave eagle eggs alone, OR I'LL NEVER LEAVE THE WATERFALL EVER *AGAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!*] JOANNA!!! [?] You hurry up and eat those eggs and get your tail up here! MOVE IT!! [Joanna moves the "eggs" to the edge; knocks them over the cliff with her tail; she yanks on the rope for McLeach to bring he up; as she does, another rock falls that looks like an egg; Bernard comes out of hiding.]
Wilbur [flying in to Marahute's nest]
Girls? Girls, I'm here! [laughs] Where are you, you little chickees you? [laugh]
Wilbur [screams and falls off the edge and gets McLeach]
Don't EVER do that to me again! Oh... boy... I lost a lot of feathers on that one.
Wilbur am I glad to see you! Give me a hand with these eggs will ya? [rolling the eggs out of hiding.]
Wilbur Yeah, sure. Wait a minute.... what the heck are you doing up here anyway?
The kidnapper took the boy and Jake.... Miss Bianca.
Wilbur Miss Bianca?? Miss Bianca's in trouble?!? Woah! Geez! That's terrible! We gotta do something! [chastising] Bernard, I'm disappointed in you. Hidin' under a nest while Miss Bianca needs our help. I gotta talk to you mister...
Wilbur...
Wilbur [fumbling]
You should start searchin' the desert for her, and I'll scan the coastline!
Wilbur...
Wilbur That's what I'll do.... I'll ask the chicks on the beach.
Wilbur!
Wilbur: Huh? What?!
Now listen! [Bernard points to the eggs] There's some chicks right here that need your help.
Wilbur Really? [Bernard sits on an egg, and pats it.] Oh no.... wait a minute... hold it.... I know what you're thinkin' and you're wrong. Don't even.... no... [Bernard gives him a stare] don't look at me like that! You're gettin' no from me! You understand? No! I will not.. EVER sit on those eggs! [scene changes to Wilbur sitting on the eggs] Aww... nuts! [sigh]... [to himself] Gotta learn to be more assertive. No is no is NO. [to the eggs] Hey, guys, quit movin' in there!
