Wilbur
[over radio]
Mugwump tower, Mugwump tower, this is Albatross 1-3, requesting permission to land, over!
Jake
Albatross? Let's see. [examines size chart of different birds] Finch, wren, scrub-bird, lorikeet, freckled duck, galah, kookaburra, parrot, cockatoo, albatro– Alb-albatross–?! It's a jumbo! [gets on radio] Negative, 1-3! You'll have to turn back! Our runway isn't long enough for a bird your size!
Wilbur
Not long enough?! Look, pal! I can land this thing on a dime!
Bernard
Uh, Wilbur, if the runway isn't long enough--
Wilbur
Listen! You can't let these radar jockeys push you around! Just leave it to me, all right?
Jake
I say again, mate, our runway is too short!
Wilbur
And I say again, "mate", I'm comin' in!
Jake
Crazy Yank!


