Bob Newhart movie quotes

27 quotes from 3 movies

The Rescuers (1977) as Bernard

View Quote Bernard: [buckles up] Miss Bianca, make sure it's fastened good and tight.
Miss Bianca: I can't. It'll wrinkle my dress.

View Quote Bernard: Sir, could you tell us what happened to a little girl named Penny?
Rufus: I sure can. But you ain't gonna find her 'round here. See, poor little thing ran away.

View Quote [after evading Medusa and Snoops]
Bernard: Are you all right, dear?
Miss Bianca: She tried to kill us. That terrible woman! Oh, if I was only a 10-foot mouse, I'd show her.

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The Rescuers Down Under (1990) as Bernard

View Quote Miss Bianca, from now on, can't we just take the train?

View Quote [to a razorback] Now, look! I've got a long way to go. You're, you're gonna take me there, and you're not gonna give me any trouble about it, right? [razorback shakes head] Good! Now git!

View Quote Now listen! [Bernard points to the eggs] There's some chicks right here that need your help.

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Elf (2003) as Papa Elf

View Quote I then proceeded to tell Buddy of how his father had fallen in love when he was very young with a beautiful girl named Susan Wells, and how Buddy was born and put up for adoption by his mother, and how she had later passed away. I... I told him his father had never even known that Buddy was born, and most importantly, I told him where his father was... uh, in a magical land called New York City.

View Quote Papa Elf: Buddy, are you okay?
Buddy: I'm sorry, Papa. I just need some alone time.
Papa Elf: Buddy, I... I think we... we have to talk. Buddy, uh, I think there's something I... I probably should tell you. You probably should have found out a long... A long time ago.

View Quote Buddy: My dad works there?
Papa Elf: Empire State Building.

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