[the newel post is wobbly so Clark cuts it off with a chain saw]
Fixed the newel post.
Clark W. Griswold
Chevy Chase · 52 quotes
Cousin Eddie
Randy Quaid · 22 quotes
Ellen
Beverly D'Angelo · 14 quotes
Aunt Bethany
Mae Questel · 6 quotes
Uncle Lewis
William Hickey · 6 quotes
Art
E.G. Marshall · 4 quotes
Audrey
Juliette Lewis · 3 quotes
Mr. Shirley
3 quotes
Ruby Sue
Ellen Hamilton Latzen · 3 quotes
Todd
Nicholas Guest · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Clark W. Griswold & Cousin Eddie (13), Clark W. Griswold & Ellen (11), Clark W. Griswold & Uncle Lewis (4)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation quotes
Page 6 of 6[Todd Chester stares in horror at Eddie draining the RV toilet into the sewer drain]
Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!
[walks in with a bound and gagged Mr. Shirley tied with a big red ribbon]
Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, Clark. [to Mr. Shirley] You about ready to do some kissing?