[Todd Chester stares in horror at Eddie draining the RV toilet into the sewer drain]
Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!
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Cousin Eddie Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, Clark. [to Mr. Shirley] You about ready to do some kissing?
Cousin Eddie Clark, I'd like to try to fumigate this here piece of furniture. If you don't mind my askin', how much did she set you back?
Cousin Eddie He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if your wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
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