Art
Hurry up, Clark. I'm freezing my baguettes off.
Scenes with Art
4 scenes Art
Frances
[after Clark fails at lighting all the exterior Christmas lights at the "lighting ceremony" in front of the entire family]
Talk about pissing your money away. I hope you kids see what a silly waste of resources this was.
Audrey Griswold
He worked really hard, Grandma.
Art
So do washing machines.
Art
The little lights aren't twinkling.
Clark
I know Art. And thanks for noticing.
Clark
[While eating dinner, Uncle Lewis smokes a cigar and drops it. A flame engulfs in the living room for a split second. Clark notices it and walks into the living room]
Lewis?! [tears up when he sees that his Christmas tree has been burnt into a crisp] MY TREE!
Uncle Lewis
So, what’s the matter with you?
Clark
Look what you've done to my tree! [notices that Lewis is on fire in the back of his clothes] LEWIS! [uses a curtain, grabs Lewis and pats his back to put out the fire]
Art
[Others come in and look at the destroyed tree]
It was an ugly tree anyway.
Uncle Lewis
At least it's out of its misery!
