We're kicking off our fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.
Audrey
We're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it are we?
No, I have one of those at home.
Audrey
Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?
Ellen
Well, I'm sleeping with your father. Don't be so dramatic.
Audrey
Uh oh, he's got that crazy look in his eye.
I told you we should've gone to Hawaii!
Ellen
CLARK, TURN THAT THING OFF AND GET IN THE HOUSE!
I'll go talk to him. [walks up to Clark] You know, Dad, I've been thinking... [Clark turns and stares crazily at him, his running chainsaw pointed in Russ' direction] Good talk, Dad!
