Todd quotes from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

And why is the carpet wet, Todd?

Todd

I don't know Margo.

You just march over there and slug that creep in the face.

Todd

I can't just attack someone.

Alright then, if you're not man enough to put an end to this shit, then I am.

Todd

Well, obviously something had to break the window, something had to hit the stereo!

And why is the carpet all wet, TODD?

Todd

I don't KNOW, Margo.
[Todd and Margo look at the wet carpet, then at each other, and then directly next door to the Griswold house.]