Most scenes together: Charlie Baileygates/Hank Evans & Irene P. Waters (13), Jamaal & Jamaal, Lee Harvey and Shonte Jr. (6), Shonte Jr. & Jamaal, Lee Harvey and Shonte Jr. (4)
Meet Charlie. Helpful dad. Upstanding citizen. And an 18 year veteran of the greatest law enforcement agency in the land, The Rhode Island State Police. That's Charlie's home. Modest like the man. Even though he lived on the water, Charlie wasn't much of a swimmer. Which will come into play a little later in our story. But i'm getting way ahead of myself. You know maybe it's best if we just go back and beging at the beginning.
There ya go, buddy. I parked it for ya. And by the way, you got a headlight out. [Puts ticket on the windshield]
Free hot dogs here, all you can eat! Get your foot long and a bag of nuts!
I'm a Mother****er! I'm a Mother****er! I'm a [repeatedly] Mo... [glances over at Irene looking paranoid] Whoa, whoa, whoa. [Turns off radio] What's the buzz? Tell me what's happenin'.
He sure is a Spartacus looking mother****er!
He may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!
I promise you when I find your old man, I am personally gonna **** him up!
Would someone please get this chicken out of my ass?
Get your **** out of my Chrysler, you son of a bitch!
Well **** my ozone.
