A character in Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Lieutenant Gerke quotes from Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Chris Cooper
Played by Chris Cooper Me, Myself & Irene (2000) · 74 quotes

Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Me, Myself & Irene (2000): in 2 of its 74 quotes

A line from Lieutenant Gerke

I've seen it first-hand; the guy's nuttier than squirrel turds!

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Scenes with Lieutenant Gerke

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Lee Harvey

Is your old lady happy?

Lieutenant Gerke

Is my old lady happy?

Lee Harvey

Yeah, because if your ****in' is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.

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