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Officer Stubie quotes from Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

Mike Cerrone
Played by Mike Cerrone Me, Myself & Irene (2000) · 74 quotes

Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Me, Myself & Irene (2000): in 2 of its 74 quotes

A line from Officer Stubie [To FBI agents and police arrived to find him tied to tree with live chicken's head in rectum]

Would someone please get this chicken out of my ass?

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More lines from Officer Stubie

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Officer Stubie
[To Charlie/Hank's sons after handcuffing him to door of patrol vehicle]

I promise you when I find your old man, I am personally gonna **** him up!

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