Shonte Jr. [On Charlie's new chin sporting a chin dimple]
He sure is a Spartacus looking mother****er!
Played by Tony Cox 
Me, Myself & Irene (2000) · 74 quotes
Me, Myself & Irene (2000) · 74 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Me, Myself & Irene (2000): in 6 of its 74 quotes
Most scenes with: Jamaal, Lee Harvey and Shonte Jr. (4), Jamaal (3)
Man, how the hell can they call Pluto a planet?! No mother**** planet has an elliptical orbit! This shit don't make no sense!
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4 scenes Shonte Jr. Damn. I can't figure out the atomic mass of this mother****in' deuteron!
Shit, man, that shit's simple! Okay. Tell me this. Tell me this.
Shonte Jr. What? What?
What's a deuteron made up of?
Shonte Jr. Duh, a proton and a neutron.
Then what's this mother****in' electron doing right there?
Shonte Jr. Shit, I don't know!
Well, get it outta there then!
Shonte Jr. Okay, so, you're sayin' I add up the atomic masses of the proton and the neutron, right, I see's that, but what do I do with the goddamn electron? Can I bring it over here?
Enrico Fermi'd roll over in his mother**** grave if he heard that stupid shit. I mean, he'd just turn over ass up in your face. He wouldn't give a ****!
Hey, Jamaal, man, just cut my man some slack, dog.
Look here, man, I'm just tryin' to help him save face, all right? I mean, you know, he keep askin' questions like that, mother****ers gonna think he's stupid!
Shonte Jr. I ain't stupid.
Aw, shit, man.
Mornin', fellas.
Oh, hey, Dad.
Hey, Pops, how you doin', man?
What's all the commotion down here?
Oh, you know, just school shit and shit.
Charlie Baileygates: How's my little guy doing?
Shonte Jr. Struggling. This quantum physics is confusing. If I don't buckle down, I'm gonna get myself another B-plus.
Ooh, that'd be whack.
Man, he so ****in' dumb, he think calculus is a goddamn emperor.
Shonte Jr. Yeah, well, you think polypeptide's a mother****in' toothpaste!
Lee Harvey, what's the diameter of a chicken egg?
4.08 centimeters.
No, no, what's that in inches?
1.61, man, what the **** you gettin' at, man?
I got ten bucks saying I can squeeze a chicken egg up his ass without it breaking.
Shonte Jr. Man, you can't put no chicken egg up his ass, man, look at him, he a tightass.
No, it can be done.
Yo. I'll take that bet. [They bump fists]
Shonte Jr. [In a police helicopter on the ground]
Anybody know how to fly this damn thing?
Mother****er, it can't be that hard, it's just lift versus drag and rotation.
Yeah, man, get your head out your ass.
Shonte Jr. It's not that, man, the controls are written in German, ya asshole.
Mother****er, you speak German don't you?
Shonte Jr. Mother****er, I can speak it, I ain't saying I can read the shit all that good.
[Grabs instruction book]
You a mother****in' disgrace! [Reads aloud in German from the instruction book; subtitled]
Secure the aft doors and adjust the mother**** rotor pedals!
Shonte Jr. Jawohl!
Shonte Jr. Jawohl!
Shonte Jr. [After Hank Evans has a bowel movement on the neighbor's lawn]
Damn, do you think daddy's getting too much stress?
I think he's getting too much shredded wheat by the motha****in' look of it!
