Narrator
It's funny how a man reacts when his heart gets broken. Some break down and cry like a baby. Others, they take out an Uzi and climb a clock tower.
Played by Rex Allen Jr. 
Me, Myself & Irene (2000) · 74 quotes
Me, Myself & Irene (2000) · 74 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Me, Myself & Irene (2000): in 3 of its 74 quotes
A line from Narrator [A beginning montage of Charlie/Hank is riding his patrolbike]Meet Charlie. Helpful dad. Upstanding citizen. And an 18 year veteran of the greatest law enforcement agency in the land, The Rhode Island State Police. That's Charlie's home. Modest like the man. Even though he lived on the water, Charlie wasn't much of a swimmer. Which will come into play a little later in our story. But i'm getting way ahead of myself. You know maybe it's best if we just go back and beging at the beginning.
Scenes with Narrator
2 scenes
Irene?
Hmm?
Why am I peeing like I was up all night having sex?
Narrator
Well, it seems old Hank had pulled a fast one.
