Chris Cooper movie quotes
45 quotes from 9 movies
The Bourne Identity (2002) as Conklin
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I don't like her. I want to go deep.
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I can't help Jason, unless I know what the problem is!
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You chose the boat as the goddamn strike point!
Adaptation. (2002) as John Laroche
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I'm probably the smartest person I know.
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Darkness descends, bad things happen.
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Who's gonna play me? I think I should play me.
Matewan (1987) as Joe Kenehan
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Fellas, we're in a hole full of coal gas here. The tiniest spark at the wrong time is going to be the end of us. So we got to pick away at this situation, slow and careful. We got to organize and build support. We got to work together. Together! Till they can't get their coal out of the ground without us cause we're a union! Cause we're the workers damn it and we take care of each other!
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You think this man is the enemy? Huh? This is a worker! Any union keeps this man out ain't a union, it's a goddam club! They got you fightin' white against colored, native against foreign, hollow against hollow, when you know there ain't but two sides in this world - them that work and them that don't. You work, they don't. That's all you get to know about the enemy.
Where the Wild Things Are (2009) as Douglas Boi
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I like it better when we have a king. I like Carol better when we have a king.
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He’s just a boy pretending to be a wolf. Pretending to be a king.
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Carol! [Carol: What?!] That was my favourite arm!
American Beauty (1999) as Colonel Frank Fitts
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Colonel Frank Fitts: Don't placate me like I'm your mother, boy.
Ricky: Excuse me for speaking so bluntly sir. But those **** make me want to puke my **** guts out.
Colonel Frank Fitts: [cautiously, after a long pause] Well, me too son. Me too.
Ricky: Excuse me for speaking so bluntly sir. But those **** make me want to puke my **** guts out.
Colonel Frank Fitts: [cautiously, after a long pause] Well, me too son. Me too.
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Colonel Frank Fitts: Where's your wife?
Lester: Uh, I dunno. Probably out **** that dorky, prince-of-real-estate asshole. And you know what? I don't care.
Colonel Frank Fitts: Your wife is with another man and you don't care?
Lester: Nope. Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are when we're anything but.
Lester: Uh, I dunno. Probably out **** that dorky, prince-of-real-estate asshole. And you know what? I don't care.
Colonel Frank Fitts: Your wife is with another man and you don't care?
Lester: Nope. Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are when we're anything but.
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Ricky: You're right, I suck dick for money.
Colonel Frank Fitts: Boy...
Ricky Fitts: Two thousand dollars, I'm that good.
Colonel Frank Fitts: Get out.
Ricky: And you should see me ****. I'm the best piece of ass in three states.
[Colonel Fitts threatens to hit Ricky]
Colonel Frank Fitts: Get out! I don't ever want to see you again.
Ricky: What a sad old man you are.
Colonel Frank Fitts: Boy...
Ricky Fitts: Two thousand dollars, I'm that good.
Colonel Frank Fitts: Get out.
Ricky: And you should see me ****. I'm the best piece of ass in three states.
[Colonel Fitts threatens to hit Ricky]
Colonel Frank Fitts: Get out! I don't ever want to see you again.
Ricky: What a sad old man you are.
Remember Me (2010) as Neil Craig
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She’s supposed to be back. She is not back.
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Ally: I’m going out.
Neil Craig: Who’re you going with?
Ally: A boy from school.
Neil Craig: Okay.
Ally: I wasn't asking for permission.
Neil Craig: I know that, just be careful.
Neil Craig: Who’re you going with?
Ally: A boy from school.
Neil Craig: Okay.
Ally: I wasn't asking for permission.
Neil Craig: I know that, just be careful.
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Ally: Sorry, I fell asleep.
Neil Craig: Asleep. Where?
Ally: (sigh) my phone died. Hey that’s mine! That’s from my desk.
Neil Craig: I was trying to find some information.
Ally: Oh, What I’m now one of yours suspects?
Neil Craig: When you act like one.
Ally: Oh for God’s sake.
Neil Craig: Don’t use that tone with me, Ally! I smell alcohol.
Ally: Yeah, so do I.
Neil Craig: That supposed to mean something? What’s going on here, Ally? Trying to tell me something with this? You are all grown up now?
Ally: Maybe it’s time you get use to it dad, before you give yourself a heart attack.
Neil Craig: Who is the guy?
Ally: What makes you think there is a guy?
Neil Craig: Yeah, he is a real prince. He gets you drunk. Send you home smelling like a brewery , smelling like god knows what. You sure can pick 'em!
Ally: Yeah, I take after my mother.
Ally: I’m not a child!
Neil Craig: In this house, you are!
Neil Craig: Asleep. Where?
Ally: (sigh) my phone died. Hey that’s mine! That’s from my desk.
Neil Craig: I was trying to find some information.
Ally: Oh, What I’m now one of yours suspects?
Neil Craig: When you act like one.
Ally: Oh for God’s sake.
Neil Craig: Don’t use that tone with me, Ally! I smell alcohol.
Ally: Yeah, so do I.
Neil Craig: That supposed to mean something? What’s going on here, Ally? Trying to tell me something with this? You are all grown up now?
Ally: Maybe it’s time you get use to it dad, before you give yourself a heart attack.
Neil Craig: Who is the guy?
Ally: What makes you think there is a guy?
Neil Craig: Yeah, he is a real prince. He gets you drunk. Send you home smelling like a brewery , smelling like god knows what. You sure can pick 'em!
Ally: Yeah, I take after my mother.
Ally: I’m not a child!
Neil Craig: In this house, you are!
Cars 3 (2017) as Smokey
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[from trailer] You'll never be the racer you once were. You can't turn back the clock, kid. But you can wind it up again.
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Smokey: Lesson 1: you're old. Accept it.
Cruz: I told him that.
Smokey: He's probably losin' his hearing.
Cruz: [shouting] He said you're old and losing!
Lightning: [annoyed] I heard him!
Smokey: You'll never be as fast as Storm. But you can be smarter than him.
Lightning: Okay, what do I do?
Smokey: They said you were in a...demolition derby.
Lightning: Yeah! It was terrible! And I was —
Smokey: Sure? 'Cause there's not a scratch on ya. [Lightning looks around to see absolutely no damage] Funny what a racer can do when he's not overthinking things.
Cruz: I told him that.
Smokey: He's probably losin' his hearing.
Cruz: [shouting] He said you're old and losing!
Lightning: [annoyed] I heard him!
Smokey: You'll never be as fast as Storm. But you can be smarter than him.
Lightning: Okay, what do I do?
Smokey: They said you were in a...demolition derby.
Lightning: Yeah! It was terrible! And I was —
Smokey: Sure? 'Cause there's not a scratch on ya. [Lightning looks around to see absolutely no damage] Funny what a racer can do when he's not overthinking things.
Me, Myself & Irene (2000) as Lieutenant Gerke
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I've seen it first-hand; the guy's nuttier than squirrel turds!
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Lee Harvey: Is your old lady happy?
Lieutenant Gerke: Is my old lady happy?
Lee Harvey: Yeah, because if your ****in' is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.
Lieutenant Gerke: Is my old lady happy?
Lee Harvey: Yeah, because if your ****in' is anything like your police work then you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve pound pussy.
Great Expectations (1998) as Uncle Joe
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Nothing harder than being given your chance. At least, that's what I hear.
