7th most-quoted character in American Beauty (1999): in 4 of its 102 quotes
Most scenes with: Buddy King (3), Ricky Fitts (3)
Colonel Frank Fitts Don't placate me like I'm your mother, boy.
Excuse me for speaking so bluntly sir. But those **** make me want to puke my **** guts out.
Colonel Frank Fitts Well, me too son. Me too.
You're right, I suck dick for money.
Colonel Frank Fitts Boy...
Two thousand dollars, I'm that good.
Colonel Frank Fitts Get out.
And you should see me ****. I'm the best piece of ass in three states.
Colonel Frank Fitts Get out! I don't ever want to see you again.
What a sad old man you are.
Colonel Frank Fitts Where's your wife?
Uh, I dunno. Probably out **** that dorky, prince-of-real-estate asshole. And you know what? I don't care.
Colonel Frank Fitts Your wife is with another man and you don't care?
Nope. Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are when we're anything but.
Colonel Frank Fitts How come these ****s always have to rub it in your face? How can they be so shameless?
That's the whole thing, Dad. They don't feel like it's anything to be ashamed of.
Colonel Frank Fitts Well, it is!
Yeah, you're right.
Colonel Frank Fitts Don't placate me like I'm your mother, boy.
Forgive me, sir, for speaking so bluntly but those **** make me want to puke my **** guts out.
Colonel Frank Fitts Well, me too son. Yeah, me too.
