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American Beauty (1999) · 102 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in American Beauty (1999): in 24 of its 102 quotes
Most scenes with: Buddy King (11), Jane Burnham (4), Colonel Frank Fitts (3)
I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious.
More lines from Ricky Fitts
11 quotesI didn't mean to scare you. I just think you're interesting.
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I realized there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
My dad thinks I paid for all this with catering jobs. Never underestimate the power of denial.
She's not your friend. She's just someone you use to feel good about yourself.
Yes you are. And you're boring. And totally ordinary...and you know it.
What a sad old man you are.
Mom...I wish things could have been better for you. Take care of Dad.
This is all I EVER smoke.
I quit. So you don't have to pay me. Now leave me alone.
No sir, I won't fight you!
Scenes with Ricky Fitts
12 scenesHey Les, you got a minute?
For you Brad? I've got five!
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Do you party?
Excuse me?
Do you get high?
It's like God's looking right at you, just for a second, and if you're careful you can look right back.
And what do you see?
Beauty.
Mom, I don't eat bacon.
I'm sorry, I must have forgotten...
Yeah? Well at least I'm not ugly!
Yes you are. And you're boring. And totally ordinary...and you know it.
You'd rather he had the crush on you?
No! But it would be nice if I was anywhere near as important to him as she is...
When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to be able to buy an eight-track.
That sucks.
No, actually it was great. All I did was party and get laid. I had my whole life ahead of me.
Don't placate me like I'm your mother, boy.
Excuse me for speaking so bluntly sir. But those **** make me want to puke my **** guts out.
I was filming this dead bird.
Why?
Because it's beautiful.
Do you want me to kill him?
Yeah, would you?
You know, that's not a very nice thing to do. Hiring somone to kill your dad.
Well then I guess I'm not a very nice girl then, am I?
You're right, I suck dick for money.
Boy...
Two thousand dollars, I'm that good.
Get out.
And you should see me ****. I'm the best piece of ass in three states.
Get out! I don't ever want to see you again.
What a sad old man you are.
How come these ****s always have to rub it in your face? How can they be so shameless?
That's the whole thing, Dad. They don't feel like it's anything to be ashamed of.
Yeah, you're right.
Don't placate me like I'm your mother, boy.
Forgive me, sir, for speaking so bluntly but those **** make me want to puke my **** guts out.
