Guess who's back from France!
Hi, sweetie. [grunting] I got you a present from Paris.
Yes, that's for you. That's for us.
I can enjoy this present as well.
You know what would be a really nice present, though?
If you could keep that flock of your faithful away from the building.
I'm sorry. I'll talk to 'em later.
Hey, baby! How you doing? I got you a little present from Mexico.
Gracias. I wonder what it is.
Pepito Aah! Earthquake! 9-1-1! Nueve-uno-uno!
Oh, no, no. I wouldn't shake it.
Pepito Ow! My spleen! Ooh, that hurt.
Oh, he's so cute. Thanks, Dad.
Pepito Hey, this isn't Puerto Vallarta.
It's a chameleon. It can change color against different backgrounds.
Pepito The blendmaster is in the house! I gonna disappear! Now you see me- Poof! Now you don't, eh?
No, we can still see you.
Pepito I'm not gone? I'm not invisible?
You did remember Charisse's birthday?
I sure did. You remember to get the cake from Stinson's?
Pepito How about now?
Uh, actually, Charisse doesn't want to have a family birthday party.
What's that about? I thought we always celebrate together.
Pepito You have anything green?
Take this thing to your room.
Pepito Guacamole? A big pickle?
Pepito I suck.
I didn't ask. She's a big girl now.
We'll see about this date thing. Where's the birthday girl at?
Uh, she's unreachable. What? Where is she?
She's in her room with the door locked and headphones on. You could try paging her.
She's in the house and unreachable? I'm supposed to page her in my house. I'm gonna page somebody in my own house? Okay, we'll see if I'm gonna page some-- I ain't paging nothing!
What do you think you're doing?
I think he's about to say something.
Pepito And a large order of flies. Super-sized.
You will bring me ham, luncheon meats, cold cuts.
Hey. Maya, can I talk to Charisse alone for a second?
[sighs]
Charisse, look, I'm sorry about tonight. I'm thinking about cutting back a bit and spending more time with you guys.
Great, now more animals will be here.
What if we don't stay here? We can go on a big vacation to Europe, the whole family.
I'm dead serious. We can go to Paris, Rome, the Greek islands. We always talked about that. What do you think?
Yeah. European vacation. Tomorrow-Tomorrow! We're going to Europe tomorrow.
TN TV Narrator
Bears are opportunistic eaters, finding food wherever they can.
Can we please see what else is on?
You need to watch this so you can learn... how to feed yourself and survive during the winter.
What is he doing? Digging?
You never even wondered what your sharp claws was for?
N Narrator
Bears are excellent swimmers.
[shudders]
Not this bear.
I know you're not gonna tell me you don't know how to swim.
Wait, you haven't heard? There's a new invention. it's called... the boat!
That's the last straw. Get up at dawn. I'm teaching you how to fish.
[narrating]
And so began the bear-athon, a training mission so "grizzly," so un-bear-able, so hairy-that's enough.
Archie, let's do it. This river's full of fish. Let's go.
Don't look at me, look at the water. That's where the fish are.
They're moving. Oh, man, one just touched me. One just touched me!
Look, you big, furry baby, put your face down right now and grab a fish!
Archie! I want to do just like you saw on TV. Put your face under the water and catch a fish can do it. Come on, man. I'm here with you. Go under the water.
All right, one, two, three...
F1 Fish #1
[Archie inhales deeply]
That's Archie!
WF Wassup Fish
What's up?
[gurgling]
Hey, fellas, what's up?
[gurgling]
Can't breathe!
Hey! Archie. Archie! [grunting, panting]
[Archie burps, groans]
Okay, Archie. You tell me how smart do you have to be to lift your head out of the water when you can't breathe?
I saw a light. It was a bright light. It was beautiful.
Okay, That;s it. We're gonna take you on a little trip right now that's gonna toughen you up. Come on.
We're gonna find something even you can catch. Come on.
They're-I don't eat, uh- I'm good. Thanks. [sniffs] Okay, am I close?
Pepito Use the Force.
It's going great, honey. I'm not even gonna need three weeks. Honey, look, he's already foraging grapes. Right?
Why's he walking away from 'em?
He's not walking away. He's circling the grapes.
Why? Are they dangerous grapes?
No, no, the grapes aren't dangerous, Eric.
Seriously, where are the grapes?
Don't worry, he's doing great. We're right on schedule.
I'm getting dizzy! Ohh! Oh! Oww! [crashing down stairs] I'm okay! Concrete broke my fall! Definite bruise.
[narrating]
Meanwhile, while the cat's away, the mice will play, and by mice I mean teenagers.
All right, they still closed?
Okay, boys, this is it. Remember what the Doc said. If this punk tries anything fresh, we let him have it. Capisce?
I got wings, legs, tacos, whatever.
Pepito Taco? Did somebody say taco?
No, no, blend in, blend in. You're gonna blow our cover.
Charisse, there's something I been meaning to do since we got out here.
He French-kissed me! Blecch! Blah! Blah!
Now, that worked out nicely. The other drinks are on me, Jenny.
Okay, candles, fruit, cheese, wine. Perfect.
Oh, hey, honey. I'll tell you what I'm doing. It's all about you tonight, baby. I've sent the children to the other movies, and the bear is camping in the woods. We're alone.
Pepito Oh, yes, alone.
[clears throat]
One second.
Pepito No, you cannot see me. I am at one with the couch. I am blended perfectly, interwoven into every fiber. Oops! I can give you some pointers!
So much for the intrusions.
Pepito Hey, come on. It ain't no fun if the homeys can't see none.
You were thinking candles and wine would make up for ignoring me the last few days.
I'm trying to sense a little resistance. I took that into consideration. Here's something you need to resist.
♪♪ [Stereo: R&B Ballad]
LR Lionel Richie
♪ And I feel with you ♪
[Lisa chuckles]
Is this our wedding song?
♪ In my arms ♪
Is this the first thing you ever danced to as Mrs. Dolittle?
[Lisa laughing] ♪ This love will last ♪
The other show is about to start.
♪ Forever ♪
It is! It truly is!
♪ 'Cause I'm ♪ ♪ Truly ♪
♪ With Mrs. Dolittle ♪
♪ Truly in love ♪
[singing along]
♪ Truly in love with you, girl ♪
♪♪ [continues]
Let me tell you, he scratched my belly the other day, my leg went crazy.
♪ Head over heels with your love ♪♪
Apparently, he's truly, truly in love with her.
Hey, Doc, give her some garbage. Chicks like garbage.
How about planting a little sugar on Dr. D's lips?
D Deer
He broke her! [gasps]
Get outta here, all of you!
But this is really helpful. I'm learning a lot. Truly.
Just get out of here. We'll discuss it tomorrow.
You're gonna discuss what tomorrow?
Oh. Well, I w-I was- Well, baby, why don't we just pick it up where we left off.
Why don't you sleep on the couch?
W-Wait, what'd she say, Doc?
She said she loves me much, I get to sleep on the couch.
Yes, I'm the man. I'm the man on the couch. [clears throat]
Pepito Stop staring at me. You're giving me a complex. I'm trying to blend.
Well, if you can hear me, can you change to the color of this table...
What do you think you're doing?
I think he understands me.
Well, if he understood me, I'd tell him how sick I am of all of these stupid animals.
Pepito [gasps]
Oh, that really hurt. If you could understand me, I'd tell you to do something about your dandruff flakes. It's looking like Christmas in July.
Pepito So young. So angry. (using the other bad word getting censored) that rap music.
[narrating]
And Charisse and the Doc were closer than ever.
Oh, come on. Cheer up, Pepito. You'll get it eventually.
Pepito No, I won't. I will never blend in. I have a broken blender.
You will blend in. Trust me. You will blend in.
Pepito How? How will Pepito ever blend in? Pepito sucks. [gasps] Look at me! I'm blending in! I'm invisible!
That's right. You're invisible. Great job, honey.
Pepito Did you ever doubt me? The blendmaster is back.
Pepito I am king of the third world. Hey, can we do the whole house like this? Is very feng shui.
[narrating]
But the best news of all came the following spring.
BB Boy Bear Cub
No, you don't know what you're talking about.
Kids, come on- Hey! Ooh! Over here! Kids! Whoo-hoo! Over here! Okay. Now, it's step, step, turn, kick, step.
GB Girl Bear Cub
Papa, I thought it was step, kick, turn, step, step.
Come on, kids. We open in six weeks.
Oh. [chuckles] I did, honey. We're just playing. Okay, now from the chorus. Five, six, seven, eight...
A All
♪ I will survive I will survive ♪ ♪ For as long as I know how to love ♪ ♪ I know I'll stay alive ♪
♪ I've got all my life to live ♪ ♪ I've got all my love to give ♪ ♪ And I'll survive I will survive ♪ ♪ Hey, yeah ♪♪
[fades]
Pepito [last lines]
Hey, come on. This is the most boring party I've ever been to. You guys are so stiff, so plastic. Come on, let's move! Let's conga. Hey, baby, are those real? Come on, let's get this party started. Let's go! Ooy! Ooy! Party over here, party over there! Raise the roof. The roof is on fire.
Pepito [blender whirring]
Can you see me now? I bet you can't. I'm invisible. Can you see me?
Of course. I see both of you. [laughs, hiccups] ♪ There's a place in France ♪ ♪ Where the naked monkeys dance ♪ [hiccups]
