John
Guess who's back from France!
Lisa
John?
John
Hey!
Lisa
Hey! How you doing?
John
Hi, sweetie. [grunting] I got you a present from Paris.
Lisa
That's for me?
John
Yes, that's for you. That's for us.
Lisa
Oh! [laughs]
John
I can enjoy this present as well.
Lisa
You know what would be a really nice present, though?
John
What's that?
Lisa
If you could keep that flock of your faithful away from the building.
John
I'm sorry. I'll talk to 'em later.
Maya
Daddy!
John
Hey, baby! How you doing? I got you a little present from Mexico.
Maya
Gracias. I wonder what it is.
Pepito
Aah! Earthquake! 9-1-1! Nueve-uno-uno!
John
Oh, no, no. I wouldn't shake it.
Pepito
Ow! My spleen! Ooh, that hurt.
Maya
Oh, he's so cute. Thanks, Dad.
Pepito
Hey, this isn't Puerto Vallarta.
John
It's a chameleon. It can change color against different backgrounds.
Pepito
The blendmaster is in the house! I gonna disappear! Now you see me- Poof! Now you don't, eh?
John
No, we can still see you.
Pepito
I'm not gone? I'm not invisible?
Lisa
You did remember Charisse's birthday?
John
I sure did. You remember to get the cake from Stinson's?
Pepito
How about now?
Lisa
Uh, actually, Charisse doesn't want to have a family birthday party.
John
What's that about? I thought we always celebrate together.
Pepito
You have anything green?
John
Take this thing to your room.
Pepito
Guacamole? A big pickle?
Lisa
She's got a date.
Pepito
I suck.
John
A date? With who?
Lisa
I didn't ask. She's a big girl now.
John
We'll see about this date thing. Where's the birthday girl at?
John
Uh, she's unreachable. What? Where is she?
Lisa
She's in her room with the door locked and headphones on. You could try paging her.
John
She's in the house and unreachable? I'm supposed to page her in my house. I'm gonna page somebody in my own house? Okay, we'll see if I'm gonna page some-- I ain't paging nothing!
