Kyla Pratt movie quotes

View Quote [first lines]
Marcella: Are we there yet?
Mom: [annoyed; to Dad] Your turn.
Dad: No, not yet, Marcella.
Abigail: Oh, it's taking too long!
Cody: [annoyed; to Abigail] What's your hurry?! They're dumping us for a whole week!

View Quote Barney: A towel, please. [steps out of the shower, Marcella gives him a towel] Thank you, Marcella.
Marcella: He knows my name.
Barney: Oh, and thank you, Cody. It's so nice to have a shower after a long car trip.

View Quote Marcella: Eww, snails? You really eat this stuff?

View Quote (repeated line) I do not have a problem.

View Quote (to Fat Albert and the Gang) Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think.

View Quote Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.

View Quote Maya: Can I tell you a secret?
Archer: Yeah, sure.
Maya: When Mommy told me what happened to Daddy, I wasn't afraid, I was happy because I believed that he could talk to animals. I want Dad to be weird, just like me. Is that wrong?
Archer: No. No, it's not wrong.
Maya: Sometimes I don't think he likes me very much.
Archer: Honey, he loves you.
Maya: I know he loves me, but I don't think he likes me and I want him to. I gonna try to do things his way, Grandpa, and stop doing these stupid experiments.

View Quote Lucky: [narrating] And after a while, all he could remember was that down inside, there was something missing. And just like his dad wanted, he grew up to be a normal, regular guy-- you know, miserable.
John: Hey, hey, get out of here! Hey! Haah! Haah! Haah! Haah haah! Haah!
[dog whimpers, urinating]
John: Stupid mutt. A vicious animal's in the hallway.
[Rodney chittering]
Lucky: [narrating] And did I mention he was a father? A lot like his own father, who was a father to him before he himself became a-- Ahem. Oh, look, she's got a giant egg.
John: Good morning, Charisse.
Charisse: My name isn't Charisse. I have changed my name to Paprika.
John: Paprika? Paprika Dolittle. That has a nice ring to it.
Charisse: Not Dolittle, just Paprika.
John: Well, I don't understand it. What is that about? What's Paprika about?
Lisa: You know, salt and pepper? Paprika?
John: Oh, oh, Okay. Paprika. I get it.
Maya: I think Paprika is a beautiful name.
[telephone ringing]
John: Really? Well, I think Paprika sounds like a seasoning.
[ring]
John: Dolittle.
Maya: He doesn't take anything we want seriously.
Charisse: Tell me about it.
John: Yes, Mark. Yes, I did go over the proposal. I think it's unbelievable. Okay, I'm on my way in now.
Lisa: Maya, where are you going with that?
Maya: It's for my swan egg I found in the park.
John: Really? It looks like it'd be a good omelet.
Maya: Dad, it's gonna hatch any day now.
John: Well, you're gonna miss that cause you're gonna be at camp.
Maya: But, Dad, I can't go to camp, cause when a baby bird hatches, the first thing it sees, it bonds with it. I want it to be me.
John: You know, Maya, it is not normal or healthy for you to spend all your time with your little experiments. You know what would be a good experiment for you? For you to spend some time with some kids your own age at camp, which is exactly where you're going Sunday. You're being dropped off at camp.
Maya: You mean dumping me off. What about my pet egg?
John: Here. Here's half a dozen pet eggs to take with you at camp.
Lisa: Oh, stop it.
John: I don't know what all the fuss is about. We went and bought you that thing anyway. You got a pet. What was that pet rat thing we bought?
Maya, Lisa and Charisse: A guinea pig.
John: We got you the guiena rat, and the thing died. It's not our fault it died.
Maya: It didn't die. His name is Rodney, and he's in my room.
John: The thing still-- so why are you bothering me about the swan? I'm going to work. I'm out of here. Good-bye. Bye-bye. Good-- Have a nice day, everybody. Nice day.
[door opens and closes]

View Quote Lucky: Why on earth would a guy go into a line of work like that?
John: All right. That's it for you. Hit the road. Get out of here.
Lucky: What? But I'm your pet.
John: You are not my pet. If I were gonna get a pet, I wouldn't get one as annoying as you. Now get out. Go.
Lucky: Hey, hey, don't worry about it. You sprung me from the joint, you fixed me up, I'm thankful.
John: Yeah. Just go.
Lucky: Don't worry about me. I'll just be going down the road, disappearing without a trace. I hope a car doesn't hit me. Oh, well, one less dog.
[ringing tone]
John: Dolittle.
Maya: Hi, Daddy.
John: Hey, baby. How you doing?
Maya: Am I gonna see you before I go to camp?
John: Honey, I'm really working on it.
Lucky: Ruff! Ruff!
John: Get out of here. Go.
Lucky: Ruff!
Maya: Daddy, is that a dog?
John: Yeah, that's a dog.
Lucky: Ruff!
Maya: Mommy, guess what. Daddy got me a dog.
John: No, no, no, no. Daddy, didn't...
Lisa: Hey. Is that what you've been up to, you sneak?
John: You caught me.
Lucky: Ruff! Choo! What? I have allergies.
John: Yeah, I guess we'll see you at camp.
Lucky: Ruff! Ruff!
Maya: Grandpa, Daddy got me a dog! He got me a dog. Can you believe it? My own dog.
Archer: My own?

View Quote Maya: Daddy?
John: Hey.
Maya: Daddy's back.
Lisa: What is it? What happened?
John: It's Archie.

View Quote Maya: Say, "Maya."
Lucky: Maya.
Maya: Maya.
Lucky: Maya.
Charisse: What do you think you're doing?
Maya: I think he's about to say something.
Lucky: Bring me a bone.
Pepito: And a large order of flies. Super-sized.
Lucky: You will bring me ham, luncheon meats, cold cuts.
Charisse: Lucky, out.
John: Hey. Maya, can I talk to Charisse alone for a second?
Maya: Okay. Come on, boy.
John: [sighs] Charisse, look, I'm sorry about tonight. I'm thinking about cutting back a bit and spending more time with you guys.
Charisse: Great, now more animals will be here.
John: What if we don't stay here? We can go on a big vacation to Europe, the whole family.
Charisse: Are you serious?
John: I'm dead serious. We can go to Paris, Rome, the Greek islands. We always talked about that. What do you think?
Charisse: Is this a bribe?
John: Yes, this is a bribe.
Charisse: It's working.
Joey: Yo, Doc, one thing...
John: Tomorrow!
Charisse: What?
John: Tomorrow.
Charisse: Tomorr...
John: Yeah. European vacation. Tomorrow-Tomorrow! We're going to Europe tomorrow.

View Quote John: Guess who's back from France!
Lisa: John?
John: Hey!
Lisa: Hey! How you doing?
John: Hi, sweetie. [grunting] I got you a present from Paris.
Lisa: That's for me?
John: Yes, that's for you. That's for us.
Lisa: Oh! [laughs]
John: I can enjoy this present as well.
Lisa: You know what would be a really nice present, though?
John: What's that?
Lisa: If you could keep that flock of your faithful away from the building.
John: I'm sorry. I'll talk to 'em later.
Maya: Daddy!
John: Hey, baby! How you doing? I got you a little present from Mexico.
Maya: Gracias. I wonder what it is.
Pepito: Aah! Earthquake! 9-1-1! Nueve-uno-uno!
John: Oh, no, no. I wouldn't shake it.
Pepito: Ow! My spleen! Ooh, that hurt.
Maya: Oh, he's so cute. Thanks, Dad.
Pepito: Hey, this isn't Puerto Vallarta.
John: It's a chameleon. It can change color against different backgrounds.
Pepito: The blendmaster is in the house! I gonna disappear! Now you see me- Poof! Now you don't, eh?
John: No, we can still see you.
Pepito: I'm not gone? I'm not invisible?
Lisa: You did remember Charisse's birthday?
John: I sure did. You remember to get the cake from Stinson's?
Pepito: How about now?
Lisa: Uh, actually, Charisse doesn't want to have a family birthday party.
John: What's that about? I thought we always celebrate together.
Pepito: You have anything green?
John: Take this thing to your room.
Pepito: Guacamole? A big pickle?
Lisa: She's got a date.
Pepito: I suck.
John: A date? With who?
Lisa: I didn't ask. She's a big girl now.
John: We'll see about this date thing. Where's the birthday girl at?
John: Uh, she's unreachable. What? Where is she?
Lisa: She's in her room with the door locked and headphones on. You could try paging her.
John: She's in the house and unreachable? I'm supposed to page her in my house. I'm gonna page somebody in my own house? Okay, we'll see if I'm gonna page some-- I ain't paging nothing!

View Quote Don't worry, its not like its the first time I've ever driven a boat. (the boat hits a rock and starts to sink) Its the second time I've driven a boat! Abandon ship everybody! (they all do though Sticky has to be dragged off)

View Quote A vacation with my family? Punishment, I can take, but that's just cruel and unusual.

View Quote (At the Proud house; Oscar grounds Penny)
Oscar Proud: This time you gone too far, Penny Proud! Not only are your forbidden from dancing at the halftime show, you're grounded! Indefinetly!
Penny Proud: Indefinetly?! What about my birthday party?
Oscar Proud: Cancelled! In fact, your whole birthday is cancelled! And until you learn to show some respect, you not even allowed to turn 16!
Trudy Proud: Oscar, isn't that a little unreasonable?
Penny Proud: I wish you weren't my daddy.
Oscar Proud: What did you say!?
Penny Proud: I said I wish you weren't my daddy! (she runs off to her room)
Oscar Proud: Well right now, I wish you weren't my daughter!
(Penny shouts in anger)
Oscar Proud: Trudy, when did this girl learn how to sass me like that?
Sugar Mama: Boy, would you shut up?!
Oscar Proud: I can't believe that girl! It's like I don't even know her anymore!
Trudy Proud: Honey, let me talk to her.