Barney the Dinosaur
Oh, that's ring number four. Only one more to go. Come back! Please! You can't our egg! No!
More lines from Barney the Dinosaur
5 quotes
Barney the Dinosaur
Right! Yes!
Barney the Dinosaur
Okay.
Barney the Dinosaur
We're gonna hit... the haystack!
Barney the Dinosaur
It's cracking.
Scenes with Barney the Dinosaur
18 scenes
Barney
A towel, please. [steps out of the shower, Marcella gives him a towel] Thank you, Marcella.
He knows my name.
Barney
Oh, and thank you, Cody. It's so nice to have a shower after a long car trip.
I do not believe in you. [looks around, sees that Barney isn't there, and then laughs, but Barney then comes from behind him]
Barney
That's okay, Cody. I believe in you. [kisses him]
Barney
[first lines]
Oh, boy! It looks like everybody's here!
Oh, man, this is gonna be so cool!
Oh, I can't wait to eat popcorn and sing along and... oh, and see the movie!
Barney
[All three of them laugh.]
Well then, here we go!
Roll 'em!
[The screen fades from black. During the song that plays throughout the opening credits, we see a green minivan drive through the countryside and the title kicks in. In the minivan, a dad drives, a mom looks at a map, a girl holds Barney (as a doll), another girl stitches lanyard, while a boy plays on his GameBoy, and a baby sits in his seat, silently.]
Are we there yet?
Kate Newton
Your turn.
Colton Newton
No, not yet, Marcella.
Oh, it's taking too long!
Colton
Oh, come on, Cody, you're going to have a great time. You can help Grandpa with the farm chores, like, uh... "milking the chickens!"
Others
[laugh]
Get the doll out of my face!
Abby/Marcella
[Marcella takes the Barney doll out of Cody's face, just as she and Abby are about to say...]
Talk to the hand, 'cause the face ain't home, leave a message at the tone: beep! [both laugh: What they were going to say was "Abby and Marcella can't come to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep... beep! If you are satisfied with your message, press one or hang up!"]
Do you like dinosaurs?
What about them?
That's Barney!
I know, it's Barney. The whole world knows it's Barney, and he's a stuffed doll!
You're wrong. Barney can walk and talk.
And sing! And dance!
Colton
Batteries not included.
We use our imaginations.
Your imaginations? That's kid stuff!
That's all right - we are kids! [she laughs with Marcella as the family pass a street in the town of Merrivale. There's a sign above them reading "Merrivale Apple Day Festival"]
Colton
Hey, look, Merrivale Apple Day Festival - parade, circus, hot air balloons, fireworks... wow!
It's tomorrow! Can Grandma and Grandpa bring us?
Colton
Um...
Kate Newton
Well, maybe, but don't count on it, okay?
Oh, great! The one good to do in town, and we'll probably miss it!
Delilah, the kids are here, shake a leg now!
They're here? Oh, my goodness! Geroge.
Come on, handsome, you help me with the dishes now.
Oh, gee, I'd like to but, uh, that dishwater makes my fingers all wrinkly.
That's fine. They'll just match your sweet wrinkly face. Come on.
Okay. Okay. Oh, and, Cody, you watch that barn for any more dinosaurs, okay?
Funny. Real funny.
You tell him, Cody. Pretty night, huh?
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Barney
It's beautiful!
Hey! Whoa!
Barney
Whoops!
Get me out of here, Barney!
Barney
Uh--uh, sorry!
Sure, you are.
Oh, that was funny!
Barney
Where are your grandparents?
You just missed them.
Barney
Well, I'm sure I'll see them soon.
Yeah, but will they see you?
Barney, can you push us on the swing?
Barney
I'd be happy to.
Cool!
Barney
Ralph, a little guitar music, please.
Whoa, awesome finish!
Barney
Well, actually, I think it was a flea.
Come on, Barney, we're going to play in the attic.
We're pretending it's a castle.
Barney
Oh, boy!
I'm gonna be a princess.
I'm gonna be the knight.
Barney
Um... aren't you going to play, Cody?
What, some stupid pretend game? No way. Definitely not cool.
Barney
Oh, well, uh, what do you think is cool?
Rock singers who spit fire, professional wrestling--Real stuff.
Barney
Oh, I see. But, you know, Cody, even for grown-ups, the real adventures in life start with... a dream.
A dream? Prove it!
Barney
Oh, you can only prove it to yourself, Cody. But you could start, uh, mmm, ah, you could start by wishing on a star.
A star? As if. Stars are only glowing balls of gas a jillion miles from here.
Barney
Oh, but I think there's a very special wishing star in the sky tonight and it's right about there.
Whoa! What me to make a wish? I'll make a wish. I wish! I wish! I wish could have are real adventure this summer! Do things that no one else has done before! That would be cool! How's that for a wish, Barney? Barney? Barney? ( sighs ) Man, I must be losing it!
What's going on?
Barney
Well! Uh, Um, To tell you the truth! I, Uh.
Hey, maybe it'll Grandma will know.
Let's go ask her.
Barney
Oh, okay. [Cody spins Barney around then his farmer suit disappear back to himself again] Wait for me! [Barney runs out of the barn after the kids]
Well, Barney has it!
Right! Where's Barney?
I'll go find out! Make sure they don't go anywhere!
You have to see this egg.
What bird lady?
She's a birdwatcher, dear, and I think she knows everything and eggs and birds. Why don't you children go on over there?
Never mild. I'm taking you to see my grandparents right now.
Barney
Oh, well, good. Bye, Fig! I'll just, uh...
Oh, Grandma will be in a second, okay? Hey, wait for me!
We'll be needing this.
What, where are you going?
To take the egg to Ms. Goldfinch! Hurry up!
Barney
Okay!
Wait! I want Grandma and Grandpa to see it right now!
Barney
Oh!
Grandma!
Barney
Come on, Agnes.
Do we have much farther to go?
I don't think so.
I don't remember it looking like this last year.
Maybe, we're lost.
Barney?
Barney
[Abby and Marcella, except Cody, shouted at Barney]
Look what I found! [Barney moves the branch up and the swan sign said Goldfinch] That way.
There is no that way.
Barney
Well, the egg will hatch, when all five of these rings light up. But it'll only hatch in the very spot where Cody it.
In the barn!
Ms. Goldfinch
Oh, Hovering hummingbirds, You're right! There's three more to go! Oh, you better get that egg back to the barn right away!
Oh, come on! You're dreaming if you think that--
Ms. Goldfinch
Cody, be careful!
Barney
Oh, no!
Oh, no! No, no!
No, no, no!
No!
No, stop!
No!
Children
No!
Miss Goldfinch
Go, go, go!
I'm taking the fast way!
Mr. Millet
See you, Miss Goldfinch!
Barney
No, wait, Mr. Millet, stop! You've got our egg!
Girls
Mr. Millet, stop! You've got our egg!
Don't let him get away!
Stop, stop!
Barney
Oh, no! Mr. Millet!
Come back here, Mr. Millet! Come on, let's get on a horse and go!
But we can't all ride on Agnes!
Barney
Mr. Millet, Mr. Millet! Stop!
Oh, I can't look!
Oh, tell me when it's over!
Barney
Oh, that's very impressive!
Hey, don't scramble our egg!
Barney
No, stop! Oh! Oh, look, it's turning green!
That's number three!
Oh, just two more to go!
Hey, where'd it go?
Barney
But I don't know!
Look, there it is! No, mister, don't do it!
No!
Marching Band Musician
[blows sousaphone]
Children
No, mister, don't blow!
Marching Band Musician
[He blows stuck harder and egg lands out of a sousaphone...]
Barney
Go after it! Come on!
Let's go get it! Let's go!
Barney
Oh, hurry!
Where is it?
Barney
Oh, there it goes!
What?
Abby/Marcella
B.J.?
B.J. makes the play of the game! The world's greatest football player, B.J.! Yeah!
Great catch, B.J.!
You should see me throw! [He throws the egg...]
Barney
What?
No!
Barney
Oh, no!
No! [it rolls on Chez Snobbe's roof and it landed on woman's hat.] It's on that woman's hat!
Barney
Well, she's going into that restaurant!
What are we waiting for? Let's go!
Barney
Quick, after her!
Yeah, come on, hurry up!
Oh, man, I'm really, really sorry!
Barney
Oh, that's okay, B.J., you didn't mean to do anything wrong.
But Barney, I...
Barney
I gotta go, bye! Wait for me!
Okay.
Where's the egg? I don't see it.
Barney
Very fancy!
There it is!
Let's go get it!
Waiter
[Woman laughs and on top of waiter's dish and tray]
Welcome to Chez Snobbe. Come right this way, please.
Where's the egg?
We're just gonna have to look.
Barney
Maybe I could create a little distraction to get everyone's attention.
Man, they're gonna throw us outta here for sure. Well, what exactly are you gonna do, Barney?
Barney, where'd he go?
Barney?
Barney, here is he?
Look!
Barney
Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of Chez Snobbe, I'd like to invite you to sing along... with one of the all-time great musical masterpieces. Maestro?
We looked all over and we can't find it anywhere!
Barney
Look, there it is! Quick, after it! Thank you! Thank you!
French Waiter
[speaking French]
Barney
[specking French]
Children
There it is, Barney!
Barney
Oh, look, May I? Salmon? Oh, where's the egg?
Waiter
Oh, that great big colorful thing?
Together
Yes!
Waiter
We put it in a "to-go" sack.
What?
Waiter
We sent it back to those clowns at the circus.
Together
The circus?
Waiter
They've been playing tricks on us ever since they got to town. It's one of their takeout orders. [laughs] Wait until they crack it open.
Children
Crack it open??
Barney
What?? Oh, I don't like the sound of that! Come on, everybody! Bye-bye! So long!
It's got to be in one of those bags.
Let's split up. I'll go with Marcella.
And you two go together.
Barney
Okay! Wait, this way.
Did you see an egg about this big it has stripes on it?
Man
No, no, no.
Look, look in the bag. Turn it, turn it... [sighs]
Very colorful stripes around it!
Barney
Sure, have you seen that?
Yeah!
Um, have you seen our egg it's about this big?
Contortionist
No!
Mister, have you seen our egg has colorful rings on it?
Barney
Excuse me, could you help me out? I'm looking for an egg. I really need to find it.
BOTH
[squeaks]
No!
Unicycle holding a sandwich
No!
Trampolinist
No!
BOTH
Did you find it? Did you guys find it? I didn't see it anywhere.
There it is! There it is!
Barney
Oh, quick, get it! Get it!
Hurry! Get it! Hurry!
Barney
Oh, no! There it goes.
Come on, get it! Hurry!
Somebody catch it.
Barney
[bounce]
Nice bounce! Whoa! Oh! Oh, stop it, no! Go after it. Excuse me.
Juggler
Wow! You caught me by surprise, my large purple friend. I like surprises. Surprises are for birthdays and birthdays go with cakes.
But, mister--
Juggler
Whoa! [birthday cake drops] What is it, young lady?
That's our egg you're juggling.
Juggler
That's good, I like eggs. Eggs are for breakfast and that means frying pans.
It's a dream maker!
Please, I'm worried about it.
Juggler
Well, young lady, if there's a sudden gust of gravity, will the dream maker bounce?
No!
Juggler
Then we're both worried about it. There is a way to stop... called the Peking Duck trick.
Barney
How does that go?
Juggler
The Peking Duck trick goes like this. First you all close your eyes. Are you peeking?
BOTH
No!
Juggler
Than duck...
BOTH
Oh!
Barney
Oh! Hmm, oh! [thunderclaps] Where'd it go? Where's the egg?
Where's the egg?
Barney
I don't--
BOTH
Where's the juggler?
Uh, please?
Barney
Well, oh, no.
Oh, great! Oh, no!
Barney
Come on, everybody, let's go!
Come on! Let's go under the tent! Let's go in here for a while.
Barney
Oh, sorry! Oh, hurry! Oh, whew!
This is not good.
It's just... gone.
We've lost the egg and this time we're never going to find it.
Barney
Well, don't give up. [light snaps] When the rain stops, we can look around some more and then maybe we can find it.
Okay, all aboard the log.
Okay!
Barney
Okay!
We're gonna pretend that this is the fastest, coolest airplane in the whole world.
You think a log can fly?
We gotta try.
Okay, I will.
Here goes.
Barney
Prepared for takeoff, Captain.
Make believe. Make believe.
Flying with the wind in our hair.
Flying should be easy. It's kid stuff. Come on!
Faster!
We can do this, we can.
Barney
Oh, I think we need your help. I'd like you to pretend that we can really fly. Let's all do it together. Ready? 1, 2, 3, now!
It's working!
Barney
Whoa! Thank you! Whoa-oa-oa-oa!
Barney
But-- huh? Oh, no! Excuse me. I'm fine.
Hot Air Balloon Collector
Good luck!
Abby/Marcella
Oh, no! He let it go too soon!
Barney
Come on, Cody! Get under it!
Go!
Faster, Cody, faster! We got to get under it, Cody!
Barney
Hurry! Whoa!
Abby/Marcella
Faster! Go! Go! Go! Hurry!
Barney
Cody, you'd better watch it!
I'm gonna break the sound barrier!
Barney
That's it! Faster!
[screaming]
Barney
Faster!
Abby/Marcella
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Come on, Cody!
Barney
Okay, Get ready now! We're almost there, keep going! Okay, Abby. Okay, Marcella, catch it.
Go!
Barney
Come on!
Got it!
Barney
That's it!
Yeah!
Barney
Way to go, Abby!
Barney
Yes, I know. A lot of hay.
What is it? Where it come from?
Barney
[chuckles]
Look out, below! Yahoo!
Barney
[chuckles]
Cool!
Abby/Marcella
[laughs]
Barney
[chuckles again]
Hi, guys was that cool or what? Whoa!
Barney
Hi, B.J.!
Alright! Hi, Barney!
Whoa, hold it, let's start over again, this is all about an egg?
Barney
That's right!
Hey, where is it?
It's right here!
It got away from us for a while but we finally found it.
Oh, my, what's it doing?
Barney
The last ring is light up!
It's time for the dream maker to hatch.
Quick, Cody. You've gotta put the egg back... exactly where you found it.
Barney
Oh, hurry! Oh... come on!
Go, Cody!
No problem. The egg was right here. (He throws the egg and it lands on Baby Bop's blanket)
Barney
Cody!
No!
Oh, look, I found my blankie!
All
Yeah!
Yes!
Yeah! Hey, come on!
Abby/Marcella
Yeah!
Barney?
Barney
Yes, Cody?
I'd just like to say that... I guess I was a big duofus before and I think you're pretty cool.
Barney
Oh, thank you, Cody. I think you're pretty cool, too.
Hey, Barney, now can we see your dream?
Hey, where's Twinken? We want to see Barney’s dream.
Barney
Twinken is gone?
Where is he?
Twinken?
Barney
I don't know.
Twinken?
Barney
Twinken?
Here, Twinken!
Barney
Twinken?
He's got away!
Barney
Oh, oh, no!
Where is he going?
Where's Twinken?
There is he, over the house.