Your turn.
No, not yet, Marcella.
Oh, it's taking too long!
What's your hurry?! They're dumping us for a whole week!
Barney's Great Adventure (1998) · 44 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Barney's Great Adventure (1998): in 18 of its 44 quotes
Most scenes with: Barney the Dinosaur (14), Marcella (14), Abby (13)
Your turn.
No, not yet, Marcella.
Oh, it's taking too long!
What's your hurry?! They're dumping us for a whole week!
Barney, you're stupid!
Cody!
I do not believe in you. [looks around, sees that Barney isn't there, and then laughs, but Barney then comes from behind him]
That's okay, Cody. I believe in you. [kisses him]
Oh, man, this is gonna be so cool!
Oh, I can't wait to eat popcorn and sing along and... oh, and see the movie!
Roll 'em!
Are we there yet?
Your turn.
No, not yet, Marcella.
Oh, it's taking too long!
What's your hurry?? They're dumping us for a whole week!
Oh, come on, Cody, you're going to have a great time. You can help Grandpa with the farm chores, like, uh... "milking the chickens!"
Get the doll out of my face!
Talk to the hand, 'cause the face ain't home, leave a message at the tone: beep! [both laugh: What they were going to say was "Abby and Marcella can't come to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep... beep! If you are satisfied with your message, press one or hang up!"]
Do you like dinosaurs?
What about them?
That's Barney!
I know, it's Barney. The whole world knows it's Barney, and he's a stuffed doll!
You're wrong. Barney can walk and talk.
And sing! And dance!
Batteries not included.
Sing and dance?
We use our imaginations.
Your imaginations? That's kid stuff!
That's all right - we are kids! [she laughs with Marcella as the family pass a street in the town of Merrivale. There's a sign above them reading "Merrivale Apple Day Festival"]
Hey, look, Merrivale Apple Day Festival - parade, circus, hot air balloons, fireworks... wow!
It's tomorrow! Can Grandma and Grandpa bring us?
Um...
Well, maybe, but don't count on it, okay?
Oh, great! The one good to do in town, and we'll probably miss it!
Delilah, the kids are here, shake a leg now!
They're here? Oh, my goodness! Geroge.
Come on, handsome, you help me with the dishes now.
Oh, gee, I'd like to but, uh, that dishwater makes my fingers all wrinkly.
That's fine. They'll just match your sweet wrinkly face. Come on.
Okay. Okay. Oh, and, Cody, you watch that barn for any more dinosaurs, okay?
Funny. Real funny.
You tell him, Cody. Pretty night, huh?
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
It's beautiful!
Hey! Whoa!
Whoops!
Get me out of here, Barney!
Uh--uh, sorry!
Sure, you are.
Oh, that was funny!
Where are your grandparents?
You just missed them.
Well, I'm sure I'll see them soon.
Yeah, but will they see you?
Barney, can you push us on the swing?
I'd be happy to.
Cool!
Ralph, a little guitar music, please.
Whoa, awesome finish!
Well, actually, I think it was a flea.
Come on, Barney, we're going to play in the attic.
We're pretending it's a castle.
Oh, boy!
I'm gonna be a princess.
I'm gonna be the knight.
Um... aren't you going to play, Cody?
What, some stupid pretend game? No way. Definitely not cool.
Oh, well, uh, what do you think is cool?
Rock singers who spit fire, professional wrestling--Real stuff.
Oh, I see. But, you know, Cody, even for grown-ups, the real adventures in life start with... a dream.
A dream? Prove it!
Oh, you can only prove it to yourself, Cody. But you could start, uh, mmm, ah, you could start by wishing on a star.
A star? As if. Stars are only glowing balls of gas a jillion miles from here.
Oh, but I think there's a very special wishing star in the sky tonight and it's right about there.
Whoa! What me to make a wish? I'll make a wish. I wish! I wish! I wish could have are real adventure this summer! Do things that no one else has done before! That would be cool! How's that for a wish, Barney? Barney? Barney? ( sighs ) Man, I must be losing it!
Whoa!
What's going on?
Well! Uh, Um, To tell you the truth! I, Uh.
Hey, maybe it'll Grandma will know.
Let's go ask her.
Oh, okay. [Cody spins Barney around then his farmer suit disappear back to himself again] Wait for me! [Barney runs out of the barn after the kids]
Well, Barney has it!
Right! Where's Barney?
I'll go find out! Make sure they don't go anywhere!
You have to see this egg.
What bird lady?
She's a birdwatcher, dear, and I think she knows everything and eggs and birds. Why don't you children go on over there?
Never mild. I'm taking you to see my grandparents right now.
Oh, well, good. Bye, Fig! I'll just, uh...
Oh, Grandma will be in a second, okay? Hey, wait for me!
We'll be needing this.
What, where are you going?
To take the egg to Ms. Goldfinch! Hurry up!
Okay!
Wait! I want Grandma and Grandpa to see it right now!
Oh!
Grandma!
Come on, Agnes.
Do we have much farther to go?
I don't think so.
I don't remember it looking like this last year.
Maybe, we're lost.
Barney?
Look what I found! [Barney moves the branch up and the swan sign said Goldfinch] That way.
There is no that way.
Well, the egg will hatch, when all five of these rings light up. But it'll only hatch in the very spot where Cody it.
In the barn!
Oh, Hovering hummingbirds, You're right! There's three more to go! Oh, you better get that egg back to the barn right away!
Oh, come on! You're dreaming if you think that--
Cody, be careful!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! No, no!
No, no, no!
No!
No, stop!
No!
No!
Go, go, go!
I'm taking the fast way!
See you, Miss Goldfinch!
No, wait, Mr. Millet, stop! You've got our egg!
Mr. Millet, stop! You've got our egg!
Don't let him get away!
Stop, stop!
Oh, no! Mr. Millet!
Come back here, Mr. Millet! Come on, let's get on a horse and go!
But we can't all ride on Agnes!
Oh, I can't look!
Oh, tell me when it's over!
Oh, that's very impressive!
Hey, don't scramble our egg!
No, stop! Oh! Oh, look, it's turning green!
That's number three!
Oh, just two more to go!
Hey, where'd it go?
But I don't know!
Look, there it is! No, mister, don't do it!
No!
No, mister, don't blow!
Go after it! Come on!
Let's go get it! Let's go!
Oh, hurry!
Where is it?
Oh, there it goes!
What?
B.J.?
B.J. makes the play of the game! The world's greatest football player, B.J.! Yeah!
Great catch, B.J.!
You should see me throw! [He throws the egg...]
What?
No!
Oh, no!
No! [it rolls on Chez Snobbe's roof and it landed on woman's hat.] It's on that woman's hat!
Well, she's going into that restaurant!
What are we waiting for? Let's go!
Quick, after her!
Yeah, come on, hurry up!
Oh, man, I'm really, really sorry!
Oh, that's okay, B.J., you didn't mean to do anything wrong.
But Barney, I...
I gotta go, bye! Wait for me!
Okay.
Where's the egg? I don't see it.
Very fancy!
There it is!
Let's go get it!
Welcome to Chez Snobbe. Come right this way, please.
Where's the egg?
We're just gonna have to look.
Maybe I could create a little distraction to get everyone's attention.
Man, they're gonna throw us outta here for sure. Well, what exactly are you gonna do, Barney?
Barney, where'd he go?
Barney?
Barney, here is he?
Look!
Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of Chez Snobbe, I'd like to invite you to sing along... with one of the all-time great musical masterpieces. Maestro?
What's he doing up there?
Eww! Not in there. Enjoy your thing!
It's got to be in one of those bags.
Let's split up. I'll go with Marcella.
And you two go together.
Okay! Wait, this way.
Did you see an egg about this big it has stripes on it?
No, no, no.
Look, look in the bag. Turn it, turn it... [sighs]
Very colorful stripes around it!
Sure, have you seen that?
Yeah!
Um, have you seen our egg it's about this big?
No!
Mister, have you seen our egg has colorful rings on it?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I'm looking for an egg. I really need to find it.
No!
No!
No!
Did you find it? Did you guys find it? I didn't see it anywhere.
There it is! There it is!
Oh, quick, get it! Get it!
Hurry! Get it! Hurry!
Oh, no! There it goes.
Come on, get it! Hurry!
Somebody catch it.
Wow! You caught me by surprise, my large purple friend. I like surprises. Surprises are for birthdays and birthdays go with cakes.
But, mister--
Whoa! [birthday cake drops] What is it, young lady?
That's our egg you're juggling.
That's good, I like eggs. Eggs are for breakfast and that means frying pans.
It's a dream maker!
Please, I'm worried about it.
Well, young lady, if there's a sudden gust of gravity, will the dream maker bounce?
No!
Then we're both worried about it. There is a way to stop... called the Peking Duck trick.
How does that go?
The Peking Duck trick goes like this. First you all close your eyes. Are you peeking?
No!
Than duck...
Oh!
Oh! Hmm, oh! [thunderclaps] Where'd it go? Where's the egg?
Where's the egg?
I don't--
Where's the juggler?
Uh, please?
Well, oh, no.
Oh, great! Oh, no!
Come on, everybody, let's go!
Come on! Let's go under the tent! Let's go in here for a while.
Oh, sorry! Oh, hurry! Oh, whew!
This is not good.
It's just... gone.
We've lost the egg and this time we're never going to find it.
Well, don't give up. [light snaps] When the rain stops, we can look around some more and then maybe we can find it.
We already looked around! We're not gonna find it, we've lost it!!
Wait! No!
Okay, all aboard the log.
Okay!
Okay!
We're gonna pretend that this is the fastest, coolest airplane in the whole world.
You think a log can fly?
We gotta try.
Okay, I will.
Here goes.
Prepared for takeoff, Captain.
Make believe. Make believe.
Flying with the wind in our hair.
Flying should be easy. It's kid stuff. Come on!
Faster!
We can do this, we can.
Oh, I think we need your help. I'd like you to pretend that we can really fly. Let's all do it together. Ready? 1, 2, 3, now!
It's working!
Whoa! Thank you! Whoa-oa-oa-oa!
Good luck!
Oh, no! He let it go too soon!
Come on, Cody! Get under it!
Go!
Faster, Cody, faster! We got to get under it, Cody!
Hurry! Whoa!
Faster! Go! Go! Go! Hurry!
Cody, you'd better watch it!
I'm gonna break the sound barrier!
That's it! Faster!
Faster!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Come on, Cody!
Okay, Get ready now! We're almost there, keep going! Okay, Abby. Okay, Marcella, catch it.
Go!
Come on!
Got it!
That's it!
Yeah!
Way to go, Abby!
Yes, I know. A lot of hay.
What is it? Where it come from?
Look out, below! Yahoo!
Cool!
Hi, guys was that cool or what? Whoa!
Hi, B.J.!
Alright! Hi, Barney!
Whoa, hold it, let's start over again, this is all about an egg?
That's right!
Hey, where is it?
It's right here!
It got away from us for a while but we finally found it.
Oh, my, what's it doing?
The last ring is light up!
It's time for the dream maker to hatch.
Quick, Cody. You've gotta put the egg back... exactly where you found it.
Oh, hurry! Oh... come on!
Go, Cody!
No problem. The egg was right here. (He throws the egg and it lands on Baby Bop's blanket)
Cody!
No!
Oh, look, I found my blankie!
Yeah!
Yes!
Yeah! Hey, come on!
Yeah!
Barney?
Yes, Cody?
I'd just like to say that... I guess I was a big duofus before and I think you're pretty cool.
Oh, thank you, Cody. I think you're pretty cool, too.
Hey, Barney, now can we see your dream?
Hey, where's Twinken? We want to see Barney’s dream.
Twinken is gone?
Where is he?
Twinken?
I don't know.
Twinken?
Twinken?
Here, Twinken!
Twinken?
He's got away!
Oh, oh, no!
Where is he going?
Where's Twinken?
There is he, over the house.