[first lines]
Oh, boy! It looks like everybody's here!
Oh, man, this is gonna be so cool!
Oh, I can't wait to eat popcorn and sing along and... oh, and see the movie!
[All three of them laugh.]
Well then, here we go!
[The screen fades from black. During the song that plays throughout the opening credits, we see a green minivan drive through the countryside and the title kicks in. In the minivan, a dad drives, a mom looks at a map, a girl holds Barney (as a doll), another girl stitches lanyard, while a boy plays on his GameBoy, and a baby sits in his seat, silently.]
Are we there yet?
KN Kate Newton
Your turn.
CN Colton Newton
No, not yet, Marcella.
AA Abigail "Abby" Newton
Oh, it's taking too long!
[annoyed, to Abigail]
What's your hurry?? They're dumping us for a whole week!
C Colton
Oh, come on, Cody, you're going to have a great time. You can help Grandpa with the farm chores, like, uh... "milking the chickens!"
Get the doll out of my face!
AM Abby/Marcella
[Marcella takes the Barney doll out of Cody's face, just as she and Abby are about to say...]
Talk to the hand, 'cause the face ain't home, leave a message at the tone: beep! [both laugh: What they were going to say was "Abby and Marcella can't come to the phone. Please leave a message after the beep... beep! If you are satisfied with your message, press one or hang up!"]
I know, it's Barney. The whole world knows it's Barney, and he's a stuffed doll!
You're wrong. Barney can walk and talk.
A Abby
And sing! And dance!
C Colton
Batteries not included.
[Laughter from Marcella, Abby and Kate]
Sing and dance?
A Abby
We use our imaginations.
Your imaginations? That's kid stuff!
A Abby
That's all right - we are kids! [she laughs with Marcella as the family pass a street in the town of Merrivale. There's a sign above them reading "Merrivale Apple Day Festival"]
C Colton
Hey, look, Merrivale Apple Day Festival - parade, circus, hot air balloons, fireworks... wow!
A Abby
It's tomorrow! Can Grandma and Grandpa bring us?
KN Kate Newton
Well, maybe, but don't count on it, okay?
Oh, great! The one good to do in town, and we'll probably miss it!
Delilah, the kids are here, shake a leg now!
They're here? Oh, my goodness! Geroge.
Come on, handsome, you help me with the dishes now.
Oh, gee, I'd like to but, uh, that dishwater makes my fingers all wrinkly.
That's fine. They'll just match your sweet wrinkly face. Come on.
Okay. Okay. Oh, and, Cody, you watch that barn for any more dinosaurs, okay?
You tell him, Cody. Pretty night, huh?
Get me out of here, Barney!
Where are your grandparents?
A Abby
You just missed them.
Well, I'm sure I'll see them soon.
Yeah, but will they see you?
Barney, can you push us on the swing?
Ralph, a little guitar music, please.
A Abby
Whoa, awesome finish!
Well, actually, I think it was a flea.
Come on, Barney, we're going to play in the attic.
A Abby
We're pretending it's a castle.
A Abby
I'm gonna be the knight.
Um... aren't you going to play, Cody?
What, some stupid pretend game? No way. Definitely not cool.
Oh, well, uh, what do you think is cool?
Rock singers who spit fire, professional wrestling--Real stuff.
Oh, I see. But, you know, Cody, even for grown-ups, the real adventures in life start with... a dream.
Oh, you can only prove it to yourself, Cody. But you could start, uh, mmm, ah, you could start by wishing on a star.
A star? As if. Stars are only glowing balls of gas a jillion miles from here.
Oh, but I think there's a very special wishing star in the sky tonight and it's right about there.
Whoa! What me to make a wish? I'll make a wish. I wish! I wish! I wish could have are real adventure this summer! Do things that no one else has done before! That would be cool! How's that for a wish, Barney? Barney? Barney? ( sighs ) Man, I must be losing it!
I'll go find out! Make sure they don't go anywhere!
A Abby
You have to see this egg.
She's a birdwatcher, dear, and I think she knows everything and eggs and birds. Why don't you children go on over there?
Never mild. I'm taking you to see my grandparents right now.
Oh, well, good. Bye, Fig! I'll just, uh...
Oh, Grandma will be in a second, okay? Hey, wait for me!
A Abby
We'll be needing this.
What, where are you going?
A Abby
To take the egg to Ms. Goldfinch! Hurry up!
Wait! I want Grandma and Grandpa to see it right now!
Well, the egg will hatch, when all five of these rings light up. But it'll only hatch in the very spot where Cody it.
G Ms. Goldfinch
Oh, Hovering hummingbirds, You're right! There's three more to go! Oh, you better get that egg back to the barn right away!
Oh, come on! You're dreaming if you think that--
G Ms. Goldfinch
Cody, be careful!
G Miss Goldfinch
Go, go, go!
M Mr. Millet
See you, Miss Goldfinch!
No, wait, Mr. Millet, stop! You've got our egg!
G Girls
Mr. Millet, stop! You've got our egg!
A Abby
Don't let him get away!
Come back here, Mr. Millet! Come on, let's get on a horse and go!
A Abby
But we can't all ride on Agnes!
Oh, tell me when it's over!
Oh, that's very impressive!
Hey, don't scramble our egg!
No, stop! Oh! Oh, look, it's turning green!
A Abby
That's number three!
Look, there it is! No, mister, don't do it!
MB Marching Band Musician
[blows sousaphone]
C Children
No, mister, don't blow!
MB Marching Band Musician
[He blows stuck harder and egg lands out of a sousaphone...]
Let's go get it! Let's go!
[and it lands on his hands.]
Wide open! Touchdown! Ha-ha! Yeah!
B.J. makes the play of the game! The world's greatest football player, B.J.! Yeah!
A Abby
Great catch, B.J.!
You should see me throw! [He throws the egg...]
No! [it rolls on Chez Snobbe's roof and it landed on woman's hat.] It's on that woman's hat!
Well, she's going into that restaurant!
What are we waiting for? Let's go!
Oh, man, I'm really, really sorry!
Oh, that's okay, B.J., you didn't mean to do anything wrong.
I gotta go, bye! Wait for me!
A Abby
Where's the egg? I don't see it.
W Waiter
[Woman laughs and on top of waiter's dish and tray]
Welcome to Chez Snobbe. Come right this way, please.
We're just gonna have to look.
Maybe I could create a little distraction to get everyone's attention.
Man, they're gonna throw us outta here for sure. Well, what exactly are you gonna do, Barney?
A Abby
Barney, where'd he go?
A Abby
Barney, here is he?
Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of Chez Snobbe, I'd like to invite you to sing along... with one of the all-time great musical masterpieces. Maestro?
A Abby
We looked all over and we can't find it anywhere!
Look, there it is! Quick, after it! Thank you! Thank you!
FW French Waiter
[speaking French]
C Children
There it is, Barney!
Oh, look, May I? Salmon? Oh, where's the egg?
W Waiter
Oh, that great big colorful thing?
W Waiter
We put it in a "to-go" sack.
W Waiter
We sent it back to those clowns at the circus.
W Waiter
They've been playing tricks on us ever since they got to town. It's one of their takeout orders. [laughs] Wait until they crack it open.
C Children
Crack it open??
What?? Oh, I don't like the sound of that! Come on, everybody! Bye-bye! So long!
It's got to be in one of those bags.
A Abby
Let's split up. I'll go with Marcella.
A Abby
Did you see an egg about this big it has stripes on it?
Look, look in the bag. Turn it, turn it... [sighs]
Very colorful stripes around it!
Sure, have you seen that?
Um, have you seen our egg it's about this big?
A Abby
Mister, have you seen our egg has colorful rings on it?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I'm looking for an egg. I really need to find it.
UH Unicycle holding a sandwich
No!
B BOTH
Did you find it? Did you guys find it? I didn't see it anywhere.
There it is! There it is!
Oh, quick, get it! Get it!
A Abby
Somebody catch it.
[bounce]
Nice bounce! Whoa! Oh! Oh, stop it, no! Go after it. Excuse me.
J Juggler
Wow! You caught me by surprise, my large purple friend. I like surprises. Surprises are for birthdays and birthdays go with cakes.
J Juggler
Whoa! [birthday cake drops] What is it, young lady?
A Abby
That's our egg you're juggling.
J Juggler
That's good, I like eggs. Eggs are for breakfast and that means frying pans.
A Abby
Please, I'm worried about it.
J Juggler
Well, young lady, if there's a sudden gust of gravity, will the dream maker bounce?
J Juggler
Then we're both worried about it. There is a way to stop... called the Peking Duck trick.
J Juggler
The Peking Duck trick goes like this. First you all close your eyes. Are you peeking?
Oh! Hmm, oh! [thunderclaps] Where'd it go? Where's the egg?
B BOTH
Where's the juggler?
Come on, everybody, let's go!
Come on! Let's go under the tent! Let's go in here for a while.
Oh, sorry! Oh, hurry! Oh, whew!
A Abby
We've lost the egg and this time we're never going to find it.
Well, don't give up. [light snaps] When the rain stops, we can look around some more and then maybe we can find it.
[enraged]
We already looked around! We're not gonna find it, we've lost it!!
A Abby
[mad]
You don't even wanna find it, you never did!! It was crazy kid stuff!!
[changes his anger into shock]
Wait! No!
A Abby
[gets angrier]
What's wrong with just being a kid, Cody? What's wrong with that?
Okay, all aboard the log.
We're gonna pretend that this is the fastest, coolest airplane in the whole world.
Prepared for takeoff, Captain.
A Abby
Make believe. Make believe.
Flying with the wind in our hair.
Flying should be easy. It's kid stuff. Come on!
Oh, I think we need your help. I'd like you to pretend that we can really fly. Let's all do it together. Ready? 1, 2, 3, now!
Whoa! Thank you! Whoa-oa-oa-oa!
HA Hot Air Balloon Collector
Good luck!
AM Abby/Marcella
Oh, no! He let it go too soon!
Come on, Cody! Get under it!
Faster, Cody, faster! We got to get under it, Cody!
AM Abby/Marcella
Faster! Go! Go! Go! Hurry!
Cody, you'd better watch it!
I'm gonna break the sound barrier!
AM Abby/Marcella
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Come on, Cody!
Okay, Get ready now! We're almost there, keep going! Okay, Abby. Okay, Marcella, catch it.
Yes, I know. A lot of hay.
What is it? Where it come from?
AM Abby/Marcella
[laughs]
Hi, guys was that cool or what? Whoa!
Whoa, hold it, let's start over again, this is all about an egg?
It got away from us for a while but we finally found it.
The last ring is light up!
It's time for the dream maker to hatch.
A Abby
Quick, Cody. You've gotta put the egg back... exactly where you found it.
Oh, hurry! Oh... come on!
No problem. The egg was right here. (He throws the egg and it lands on Baby Bop's blanket)
Oh, look, I found my blankie!
A Abby
Yeah! Hey, come on!
[all chattering]
Did I do something good?
I'd just like to say that... I guess I was a big duofus before and I think you're pretty cool.
Oh, thank you, Cody. I think you're pretty cool, too.
Hey, Barney, now can we see your dream?
A Abby
Hey, where's Twinken? We want to see Barney’s dream.
A Abby
There is he, over the house.
