[sniffing]
Ahh. Boy, we got some fresh air here.
Yeah. You know, that's the thing about the city. You don't realize--
Whoa! Whoa! I should've put on my seat belt! Easy now. Easy now. Slow your butt down! Whoa. Jeez, Louise! That didn't seem too safe. Ooh! My back hurt.
This is a dream. I'm dreaming right now.
Whoa! Hold it! Stop! You're talking and I understand you.
Now, see, those guys in my dorm told me that stuff wouldn't affect safe. Now 15 years later, this starts happening to me.
Okay. Let's chill. Let's just chill.
I'm not gonna chill. You gonna chill.
Uh, what are you doing, switching sides?
Woman Need some help?
Oh, no, I'm-- We're fine. I'm just stretching my legs a little here.
Ask her if she's got any lettuce.
Shut your mouth. Shut your little furry mouth right now!
Woman Are you sure you're okay?
Woman That's good.
Thank you. Thank you so much. Good-bye.
Hey! What are you, nuts? Hey, hey! I'll roast.
You stay away or I'll kill you!
No, no! Don't leave me out here. It's hot! Hey, what kind of doctor are you? Hey, Doc, this is cruel to animals! Come on. I'm your friend. I'm your buddy. Reverse. That's it. Back up. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't run over the cage, now. Ooh, man, you scared the crap out of me. See? There it is.
Shut up! Shut up right now! You say one more word, one more, and I'm gonna leave you here in the middle of the road. Understand?
R Receptionist
Thank you.
Woman Oops.
Heavy Woman's Dog: Is that the biggest a** you've ever seen?
Beagle Woman Lie down, Chauncey. Lie down. Lie down, Chauncey! He's deaf.
C Chauncey
I'm not deaf. I just can't stand listening to her.
GS German Shepherd
Just don't fix me, okay? Please, don't fix me. I won't look at another female ever, I swear. Anything but my manhood, man. Not my manhood! Please, I'm... Yo, baby, what's up? You looking sweet there, sugar. Is it the... Uh, no! Oh, don't, please! Please, ju... No, no, no! Don't! Please, I'm begging you!
Vet's assistant: Dolittle.
Woman Hi.
Look, they're gonna want to know your name.
We're gonna have to think of one.
Let me see. A little girl once called me, '"Please, Mommy, not him." How about that?
Nah, that's not gonna work. You got red hair. How about Lucy?
Lucy? Yes, I like that. Lucy. Good name. Yeah, just one problem. I'm a guy.
Perfect. Lucky, yes. Hi, I'm Lucky. Hey, it works on two levels. I love it.
That's my daughter. Be nice.
Oh, you got me a dog. Oh, he's adorable. Oh, you're such a cute dog.
[Lucky barks]
What's his name?
He does a pretty neat trick with a thermometer that's kind of funny. Hey, baby.
Hey, baby. You got her a dog.
Yeah, well, I got us a dog.
CA Camp Announcer
Welcome to Camp Hawkeye.
CA Camp Announcer
Counselors, gather your groups.
Yeah. Come on, let's get you all set up here.
Look at this nice rabbit on your door. Isn't that nice? This is nice.
What a fun cabin. You smell the air here? What a wonderful place. What a wonderful camp.
Daddy, can I go home with you and Lucky?
Hey, Maya. Look, here's the deal. You stay here for a little while, have a great time, then Lucky's all yours.
Three weeks is a long time. Couldn't I just go home with...
Listen, you're gonna have a great time. When you get older you're gonna thank me, cause you'll have so many friends. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see.
Woman Hey. How you doing?
Where's the kitchen at? I got to get in here. Where's the food?
Uh-oh. She's coming to get me.
Woman in bathroom Who's Rodney?
This ain't no kitchen. Smell bad. Must be cooking chitlins. And what's this for? Hey! Hey! [muffled yelling] Somebody help me. Hey! What the-- [glubbing and splashing] I can't swim.
AAAGGGHHH YOURSELF!! [toilet flushes] Where you going? Get me outta here. Hey! Somebody get the license plate number. I have just been violated. Whoa!
