Beth Grant movie quotes

View Quote Oh. Stupid idiots. It’ll just incite him more. [to Willy Weasel, apologetically] Willy, this guy does not act for us. His actions should in no way reflect on the town of Hayesville. You know that, right, Willy? [to Deputy Evan Olson, holding The Janitor at gunpoint] Well, cuff him. For God’s sakes, cuff him.

View Quote I’ll give you two reasons why you are: your wife and your kid. If we don’t do what needs to be done, nobody in this county is safe. [to The Janitor, as Deputy Evan Olson cuffs The Janitor's hands together] Why couldn’t you just die? [to Liv Hawthorne] Where are the others?

View Quote [watching as The Janitor puts the bagged animatronics in the dumpster] That G.D. S.O.B. [The Janitor waves at her] Well, I’ll be a son of a bitch. [to The Janitor, holding him at gunpoint] Hold it right there, boy. Inside, now! [marching The Janitor into Willy's Wonderland] Move! We had a good thing, but you just went and **** it all up. Look at me. Look at me when I’m talking to you. All you had to do was die. Was that so hard? No, you just had to go ahead and stay alive, and now we got five dead kids because of you! You might have taken apart a few electronics, but I got a feeling that you can’t stop a round. [to Willy Weasel] Willy! [to The Janitor] Willy needs to eat, and I’m gonna feed him. [to Willy Weasel] Willy, come and get it! [Suddenly, the lights go out. Willy Weasel appears behind her and slices her in half. Both of her halves fall to the floor]

View Quote "No duh" is a product of fear.

View Quote He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!

View Quote Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

View Quote John: This is ridiculous.
Rodney: [sniffing] Ahh. Boy, we got some fresh air here.
John: Yeah. You know, that's the thing about the city. You don't realize--
Rodney: Whoa!
John: Whoa!
Rodney: Whoa! Whoa! I should've put on my seat belt! Easy now. Easy now. Slow your butt down! Whoa. Jeez, Louise! That didn't seem too safe. Ooh! My back hurt.
John: This is a dream. I'm dreaming right now.
Rodney: Whoa! Hold it! Stop! You're talking and I understand you.
John: Now, see, those guys in my dorm told me that stuff wouldn't affect safe. Now 15 years later, this starts happening to me.
Rodney: Okay. Let's chill. Let's just chill.
John: I'm not gonna chill. You gonna chill.
Rodney: Uh, what are you doing, switching sides?
John: All right, you. Come on.
Rodney: Hey, I can't drive!
John: Out. Let's go.
Woman: Need some help?
John: Oh, no, I'm-- We're fine. I'm just stretching my legs a little here.
Rodney: Ask her if she's got any lettuce.
John: Shut your mouth. Shut your little furry mouth right now!
Woman: Are you sure you're okay?
John: Oh, yeah. I'm fine.
Woman: That's good.
John: Thank you. Thank you so much. Good-bye.
Rodney: Now what? Hey, hey! Hey!
John: You're a monster!
Rodney: Hey, what are you doing?
John: Leave me alone!
Rodney: Hey! What are you, nuts? Hey, hey! I'll roast.
John: You stay away or I'll kill you!
Rodney: No, no! Don't leave me out here. It's hot! Hey, what kind of doctor are you? Hey, Doc, this is cruel to animals! Come on. I'm your friend. I'm your buddy. Reverse. That's it. Back up. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't run over the cage, now. Ooh, man, you scared the crap out of me. See? There it is.
John: Shut up! Shut up right now! You say one more word, one more, and I'm gonna leave you here in the middle of the road. Understand?
Rodney: Okay, okay, okay.

View Quote Receptionist: Thank you.
Woman: Oops.
Heavy Woman's Dog: Is that the biggest a** you've ever seen?
Beagle Woman: Lie down, Chauncey. Lie down. Lie down, Chauncey! He's deaf.
Chauncey: I'm not deaf. I just can't stand listening to her.
German Shepherd: Just don't fix me, okay? Please, don't fix me. I won't look at another female ever, I swear. Anything but my manhood, man. Not my manhood! Please, I'm... Yo, baby, what's up? You looking sweet there, sugar. Is it the... Uh, no! Oh, don't, please! Please, ju... No, no, no! Don't! Please, I'm begging you!
Vet's assistant: Dolittle.
John: Come on.

View Quote Woman: Hey. How you doing?
Rodney: Where's the kitchen at? I got to get in here. Where's the food?
Maya: Rodney.
Rodney: Uh-oh. She's coming to get me.
Maya: Rodney.
Woman in bathroom: Who's Rodney?
Maya: Sorry. Rodney? Rodney?
Rodney: This ain't no kitchen. Smell bad. Must be cooking chitlins. And what's this for? Hey! Hey! [muffled yelling] Somebody help me. Hey! What the-- [glubbing and splashing] I can't swim.
Mrs. Parkus: AAH!
Rodney: AAAGGGHHH YOURSELF!! [toilet flushes] Where you going? Get me outta here. Hey! Somebody get the license plate number. I have just been violated. Whoa!