Kitty Farmer Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
Played by Beth Grant 
Donnie Darko (2001) · 63 quotes
Donnie Darko (2001) · 63 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Donnie Darko (2001): in 8 of its 63 quotes
A line from Kitty Farmer"No duh" is a product of fear.
More lines from Kitty Farmer
4 quotes Kitty Farmer Kitty Farmer He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!
Kitty Farmer Not only am I a teacher, but I am also the mother of a Middlesex child. Therefore, I am the only person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge.
Kitty Farmer Okay, now girls... I want you to concentrate. Failure is not an option. And Bethany, if you feel the need to vomit up there... just swallow it.
Scenes with Kitty Farmer
3 scenes
Ling Ling finds a wallet on the ground filled with money. She takes the wallet to the address on the driver's license but keeps the money inside the wallet. <Scoffs> I-'m sorry Mrs. Farmer. I don't get this.
Kitty Farmer Just place an X on the Life Line in the appropriate place.
No, I mean I know what to do, I just don't get this. You can't just lump things into two categories. Things aren't that simple.
Kitty The Life Line is divided that way.
Life isn't that simple. I mean who cares if Ling Ling returns the wallet and keeps the money? It has nothing to do with either fear or love.
Kitty Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.
Okay. But you're not listening to me. There are other things that need to be taken into account. Like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You can't just lump everything into these two categories and then just deny everything else.
Kitty If you don't complete the assignment you'll get a zero for the day.
Principal Cole Donald let me preface this by saying your Iowa test scores are intimidating... So, let's go over this again, what exactly did you say to Ms. Farmer?
Kitty Farmer [interrupting]
I'll tell you what he said - he asked me to forcibly insert the Lifeline exercise card into my anus!
Kitty Farmer I want to know why pornography is being taught in our school!
Excuse me, do you even know who Grahame Greene is?
Kitty Farmer I think that we have all seen Bonanza
