I want to know why pornography is being taught in our school!
Excuse me, do you even know who Grahame Greene is?
I think that we have all seen Bonanza
Donnie Darko (2001) · 63 quotes
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I want to know why pornography is being taught in our school!
Excuse me, do you even know who Grahame Greene is?
I think that we have all seen Bonanza
Donnie, you're such a dick.
Whoa, Elizabeth! A little hostile there. Maybe you should be the one in therapy. So Mom and Dad can pay someone $200 an hour to listen to all your thoughts, so we don't have to.
OK, you want to tell Mom and Dad why you stopped taking your medication?
You're such a ****ass!
What?!
Please.
Did you just call me a “****ass”?
Elizabeth, that's enough.
You can go suck a ****.
Oh please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a ****?
You want me to tell you?
We will not have THIS at the dinner table.
Please, tell me... I'm all ears.
What's a ****ass?
Our son just called me a bitch.
You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch.
Has he ever told you about his friend Frank?
Frank?
Yes, the giant bunny rabbit...
What?
I don't recall him ever having mentioned a rabbit.
How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?
It feels wonderful.