Eddie That damn airline better not **** us on the shingle match.
Played by Holmes Osborne 
Donnie Darko (2001) · 63 quotes
Donnie Darko (2001) · 63 quotes
Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Donnie Darko (2001): in 3 of its 63 quotes
A line from Eddie DarkoI-I know I'm not the best communicator, but... whatever happens to you, be honest, tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny. They will. But what you gotta understand, Son, is that almost all of those people are full of shit. [laughs] They're all part of this great big conspiracy of bullshit. And they're scared of people like you, because those bullshitters know that you're smarter than all of them. You know what you say to people like that? Hmm? "**** you."
Scenes with Eddie Darko
2 scenes Eddie
Elizabeth
I'm voting for Dukakis.
Eddie Perhaps when you have children of your own that need braces, and you can't afford them because half of your husband's paycheck goes to the federal government, you'll regret that decision.
Elizabeth
I'm not gonna squeeze one out until I'm thirty.
Will you still be working at Yarn Barn 'cause that's a great place to raise children.
