Look, they're gonna want to know your name.
We're gonna have to think of one.
Let me see. A little girl once called me, '"Please, Mommy, not him." How about that?
Nah, that's not gonna work. You got red hair. How about Lucy?
Lucy? Yes, I like that. Lucy. Good name. Yeah, just one problem. I'm a guy.
Perfect. Lucky, yes. Hi, I'm Lucky. Hey, it works on two levels. I love it.
That's my daughter. Be nice.
Oh, you got me a dog. Oh, he's adorable. Oh, you're such a cute dog.
[Lucky barks]
What's his name?
He does a pretty neat trick with a thermometer that's kind of funny. Hey, baby.
Hey, baby. You got her a dog.
Yeah, well, I got us a dog.
CA Camp Announcer
Welcome to Camp Hawkeye.
CA Camp Announcer
Counselors, gather your groups.
Yeah. Come on, let's get you all set up here.
Look at this nice rabbit on your door. Isn't that nice? This is nice.
What a fun cabin. You smell the air here? What a wonderful place. What a wonderful camp.
Daddy, can I go home with you and Lucky?
Hey, Maya. Look, here's the deal. You stay here for a little while, have a great time, then Lucky's all yours.
Three weeks is a long time. Couldn't I just go home with...
Listen, you're gonna have a great time. When you get older you're gonna thank me, cause you'll have so many friends. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see.
This is to prove to me and the rest of world that you can actually talk to animals. Now, the orangutan is attached to this brain wave monitor. Normally, he responds to visual stimulation, but since you have got the gift of gab, you won't need pictures to make him respond, will you? Get acquainted, John.
Okay, listen. I need your help. I need you to make that needle over there move cause if you don't, they'll gonna make me stay here forever. Okay? So just make the little needle jump. Come on. I know you can hear me now, so don't play. This is very serious right now.
I guess he's just not a big talker, John.
Look, give me a break. Say something, please.
Please escort Dr. Dolittle back to his room.
O Orangutan
Adios. Muchas gracias por nana.
Wait a minute. You speak Spanish?
O Orangutan
Yo, hablo, tu hablas...
That's why he couldn't understand him. You're slick getting a monkey from south of the border.
Turn that machine back on. Me llamo es--
O Orangutan
¿Tu conoces Will Smith?
I enjoy my personal relationships with my patients.
J Jeremy
I just might not.
M Man
He's got to get Gerry with the program.
Gene. He's the kind of guy who'd rather be trudging through the snow with his little black bag...
Exactly. It's kind of adorable really--Ow!
I may have broken my nose.
I think I broke his nose.
Let me check. Oh, my God! I broke his nose. Let me take him to X-ray.
I'm blacking out. I'm blacking out.
THAAAAT FEEEEELS GOOOOOD!
Ow. Geno, this really hurts. I really think...
Yeah, it's hurts. Of course it hurts. You walked right into a door. Your septum is completely crushed.
Oh, God, I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. Do we have any morphine in the vault?
Oh, Really? Look, guys, this is not really a good time. I'm kind of here with somebody.
I-I-I do not approve. Lisa is a wonderful woman.
It's a frigging tiger, man.
Its all right. He going to hurt you. I know him.
Be afraid. Be very afraid. Oh, my goodness. I have to sit.
Here's what we're going to do. We going to go tell Johnny that we're gonna fix his little tiger up after he signs. Okay? Then we have him committed. We have him committed. He's going to happy acres. It's perfect. That way, we'll get our money.
[punches Mark, thud]
Aah!
It's look likes it's shifted to the left. That's means there's something applying pressure to it, Gene.
But, John, you can't operate on a tiger. Especially when you don't know his symptoms are.
Double vision and chronic headaches. He told me so.
John, you're going to wind up back at Hammersmith's. I think I've seen very supportive of you, but if you expect me to believe that a tiger told you his symptoms are, I just think I might have to draw the line.
[growling]
You have to do something. Quick.
We got to get him into O.R. fast. It's the only chance he's got, Gene.
What about the press conference?
