Owl quotes from Doctor Dolittle (1998)

Owl

Okay, not only could he understand me, but it turns out he's a doctor. Look.

Whoa.

Owl

Not even a scar. And it hurt so bad. I don't know what I would have done without him.

Oh.

Huh huh.

Owl

Yup.

Let's go. See what you almost made happen? Let's go.

What I almost made happen? What did I do?

Beep, beep! We're the sheep.

Oh, no, not sheep. Not these clones.

What are you doing? Where you going?

Top dog. Coming though.

Sorry. Am I late? Am I late?

Good evening, Doctor.

Oh, no, no. You gonna have to take your fat back out. I don't...

Oh, my God. What a zoo.

Obviously not a kosher establishment.

Everybody, just come in.

All right, where are the chicks? Ohh! I'm cool.

Look at this mess.

Waiting list for patients?

Let's go, landing. Make way!

Very well-appointed sty.

What's going on? What is all this?

Owl

I don't know. You know, tell a friend. Ha, ha.

Lucky

Looks like they need to talk to a doctor, Doc.

Our butts hurt.

Okay, let's do this. And watch your droppings.

Rodney

Tonight, this is the house of love! East coast! West coast! Let's unite! Is Brooklyn in the house?

This should take care of the inflammation. The only problem is, who are you gonna get to wipe it on for you?

Does Brad Pitt need a goat?

Lucky

Hey, Doc, wait up. So, you're going to treat both humans and animals? I love it.

Yeah, well, it's no big thing. We're all basically the same, you know?

Lucky

My thoughts exactly. Okay, first, I want to move my bowl up on the dining-room table. Second, no more dog food. That stuff's just gross. I want my own room, with a TV. Basic cable will be fine.

Rat #1

I hate stories with happy endings.

Owl

Yoo-hoo.

Rat #1

What you say?

Rat #2

I didn't say nothing.

Rat #1

Then, who?

Rat #2

Aah! Run! Run for your lives! Oh, my God!

Rat #1

Let's go, buddy!

Rat #2

I don't want to die! I'm too young to die!

Rat #1

Hang a left. No, hang a right. Look out for the traffic!

Rat #2

Oh, legs, do your thing. Out of my way.

Rat #1

This circle of life really stinks!
[Rat #2 screams]