Calloway Let me start by saying thank you very much for giving up part of your weekend. Uh, we just want to make sure we can answer any and all of your questions. We want you to all be comfortable with what we're proposing.
J Jeremy
And speaking of which, that explains the details of the buyout. The financial information you're probably most interested in is on page four.
Oh, wow, four million dollars. That's pretty comfortable.
I'm comfortable. You comfortable, Geno?
Uh, actually, I have some questions.
Yes, I do. Uh, I was wondering, are we gonna have to cut back on our staff?
Calloway Yes, unfortunately, we'll have to make some staff cuts.
Yeah. You offered me some bread, and I don't want any, thanks.
Calloway So you have no problem with staff cuts?
MP Male Pigeon #2
Hey, you gonna share that bread of what?
MP Male Pigeon #1
You just said you didn't want any.
MP Male Pigeon #2
Did not.
MP Male Pigeon #1
Did too.
What is it, some kind of joke?
Calloway Absolutely not.
MS Male Squirrel #1
Bagel chips!
MS Male Squirrel #2
Back off or you'll find your nuts in a tree. Oh, Where's the love? Ow! Where's the love?
Calloway So, John, do you have a problem with that? Or not? John?
P Pigeon
Watch your head! I'm flying here!
Okay, that's about enough meeting for me. I got to get go. This was a great meeting and very productive. Wonderful meeting. I'm looking forward to-- See you guys on Monday. I'll talk to you later. Excuse me.
Johnny's been on call all night, Mr. Calloway. He's very excited.
PO Police Officer
You gotta move it.
PO Police Officer
[John gasps] [horse snorts]
I said let's go. You can't park here. Let's move it.
Oh, jeez. Thanks, man. OK, I'm moving it. Thank you.
[to Archer]
He's not at home and he's not answering his pager. I'm starting to get worried.
Guess who Maya brought to the party.
Rodney! Rodney, there you are. Rodney! Oh, man.
Calloway Where the hell is Dolittle?
You know, I just talked to him. He stopped at an orphanage to take care of a sick child. That is so John. It's so typical of the man. He just cares.
Calloway Weller. Take your lips off my butt long enough to hear what I'm going to say. If Dolittle's not here in ten minutes, I'm pulling the plug. You won't have to.
You're not going to have to do that, sir. He's at the orphanage. He's gonna be here in five minutes.
Calloway I hope so.
Yeah, he really will be here in five minutes. P***.
C Cameraman
20 bucks says this guy never shows.
Watch your back, everybody. Trying to get to the operating room. Clear the way, please.
Calloway Outta the way, please. Outta the way.
Clear a spot. We have an emergency here. Ladies and gentlemen, please. Clear the way, please. Coming through. Coming through.
Calloway There you are. Let's do this.
Uh, Mr. Calloway, Mark broke his nose.
Calloway The nose can wait. The press is waiting.
Calloway Come on, partners. We're announcing.
I really don't know if we should leave Mark with his nose...
Calloway Come on.
Where were you? I'll explain.
Calloway Thank you all for coming, and thank you all for being so patient. As you all know, the practice of medicine and the business of medicine have been undergoing very big changes in this country. We at Calnet strive to be at the forefront of these changes. That is why I'm proud to announce the acquisition of one of San Francisco's...
This is the life! Hot wings, nuts. I love nuts.
[Jacob growling, crowd screaming]
That's a big cat.
It's all right. It's okay. It's all right. It's okay. He's not gonna hurt anybody. He's just a very, very sick tiger.
Calloway You'd better have a rational explanation for all this.
You know, Mr. Calloway, I don't have a rational explanation for this. I wish I did, but I don't. Right now, I got a really sick tiger on my hands. I'm going to go back and try to save it. That's the only all that matters.
Calloway Dolittle, you go through with this...
[Jacob roaring, crowd screaming]
So if you'll excuse me.
Stupid cat. Ruined the party.
What do you mean, shut up? I was gonna do karaoke.
He's a lunatic. He has a history of mental illness. He's frankly...
Calloway He's the most remarkable surgeon I have ever seen.
He's here to stay. He is the straw that stirs the drink.
Calloway I want exclusive rights to him.
He's dynamic, caring-- I can't imagine-- What's the matter?
Calloway Dolittle. Wonderful work, Doctor.
Bravo. Bravo, Johnny. I'm so inspired.
Calloway Welcome aboard. I feel like I've bought myself a winning franchise.
You haven't bought anything. We're not for sale.
Look. We don't need these namby-pamby wacko freaks. It's you and me, straight to the top.
You want pigeon? I'll show you pigeon.
[Calloway laughing]
Aah! [spits]
Calloway Uh.
[John chuckles, cooing]