Peter Boyle movie quotes

View Quote She primed him and I went in on the cleanup.

View Quote Her name wasn't really Sue Alabama... It was Sue something Greek and unpronounceable.

View Quote Sex was nearly all Sue Alabama ever needed, and she could use it the way some guys use a blackjack.

View Quote Lisa: [to Archer] He's not at home and he's not answering his pager. I'm starting to get worried.
Charisse: Mom.
Lisa: Yes?
Charisse: Guess who Maya brought to the party.
Maya: Rodney! Rodney, there you are. Rodney! Oh, man.
Calloway: Where the hell is Dolittle?
Mark: You know, I just talked to him. He stopped at an orphanage to take care of a sick child. That is so John. It's so typical of the man. He just cares.
Calloway: Weller. Take your lips off my butt long enough to hear what I'm going to say. If Dolittle's not here in ten minutes, I'm pulling the plug. You won't have to.
Mark: You're not going to have to do that, sir. He's at the orphanage. He's gonna be here in five minutes.
Calloway: I hope so.
Mark: Yeah, he really will be here in five minutes. P***.

View Quote Cameraman: 20 bucks says this guy never shows.
John: Watch your back, everybody. Trying to get to the operating room. Clear the way, please.
Calloway: Outta the way, please. Outta the way.
John: Clear a spot. We have an emergency here. Ladies and gentlemen, please. Clear the way, please. Coming through. Coming through.
Calloway: There you are. Let's do this.
John: Uh, Mr. Calloway, Mark broke his nose.
Calloway: The nose can wait. The press is waiting.
Gene: I-I-I-I...
Calloway: Come on, partners. We're announcing.
John: I really don't know if we should leave Mark with his nose...
Calloway: Come on.
Lisa: Where were you? I'll explain.
Calloway: Thank you all for coming, and thank you all for being so patient. As you all know, the practice of medicine and the business of medicine have been undergoing very big changes in this country. We at Calnet strive to be at the forefront of these changes. That is why I'm proud to announce the acquisition of one of San Francisco's...
Rodney: This is the life! Hot wings, nuts. I love nuts.
Jacob: Oh, my. Live prey.
Rodney: Uh-oh.
[Jacob growling, crowd screaming]
Rodney: That's a big cat.
John: It's all right. It's okay. It's all right. It's okay. He's not gonna hurt anybody. He's just a very, very sick tiger.
Calloway: You'd better have a rational explanation for all this.
John: You know, Mr. Calloway, I don't have a rational explanation for this. I wish I did, but I don't. Right now, I got a really sick tiger on my hands. I'm going to go back and try to save it. That's the only all that matters.
Calloway: Dolittle, you go through with this...
[Jacob roaring, crowd screaming]
John: So if you'll excuse me.
Rodney: Stupid cat. Ruined the party.
John: Shut up.
Rodney: What do you mean, shut up? I was gonna do karaoke.

View Quote Mark: He's a lunatic. He has a history of mental illness. He's frankly...
Calloway: He's the most remarkable surgeon I have ever seen.
Mark: He's here to stay. He is the straw that stirs the drink.
Calloway: I want exclusive rights to him.
Mark: He's dynamic, caring-- I can't imagine-- What's the matter?
Calloway: Dolittle. Wonderful work, Doctor.
Mark: Bravo. Bravo, Johnny. I'm so inspired.
Calloway: Welcome aboard. I feel like I've bought myself a winning franchise.
Mark: Oh, yeah.
John: You haven't bought anything. We're not for sale.
Mark: Look. We don't need these namby-pamby wacko freaks. It's you and me, straight to the top.
Male Pigeon: You want pigeon? I'll show you pigeon.
[Calloway laughing]
Mark: Aah! [spits]
Male Pigeon: Are you happy now?
Female Pigeon: I'm right behind you.
Calloway: Uh.
[John chuckles, cooing]

View Quote What the hell those **** doing out there?

View Quote Damn porch monkeys! Your mother, she hated them **** too.

View Quote You ain't no man till you split dark oak.