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Gene

I enjoy my personal relationships with my patients.

Mark

You'll get over that.

Jeremy

I just might not.

Mark

I'm joking.

Man

He's got to get Gerry with the program.

Mark

Gene. He's the kind of guy who'd rather be trudging through the snow with his little black bag...

Jeremy and Mark

making house calls.

Mark

Exactly. It's kind of adorable really--Ow!

Jeremy

That hurt me.

Gene

Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry.

Mark

I may have broken my nose.

Gene

I think I broke his nose.

Mark

Is it broken?

Gene

Let me check. Oh, my God! I broke his nose. Let me take him to X-ray.

Mark

I'm blacking out. I'm blacking out.

Rodney

THAAAAT FEEEEELS GOOOOOD!

Mark

Ow. Geno, this really hurts. I really think...

Gene

Yeah, it's hurts. Of course it hurts. You walked right into a door. Your septum is completely crushed.

Mark

Oh, God, I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. Do we have any morphine in the vault?

John

Hey, guys.

Mark

John.

John

What happened to you?

Mark

I walked into a door.

Gene

I crushed his septum.

John

Oh, Really? Look, guys, this is not really a good time. I'm kind of here with somebody.

Gene

Oh, my God, John.

Mark

What?

Gene

I-I-I do not approve. Lisa is a wonderful woman.

Mark
[Jacob growling]

Jesus.

John

It's okay, guys.

Mark

It's a frigging tiger, man.

John

Its all right. He going to hurt you. I know him.

Jacob

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Oh, my goodness. I have to sit.

Mark

Here's what we're going to do. We going to go tell Johnny that we're gonna fix his little tiger up after he signs. Okay? Then we have him committed. We have him committed. He's going to happy acres. It's perfect. That way, we'll get our money.

Gene
[punches Mark, thud]

Aah!

John

It's look likes it's shifted to the left. That's means there's something applying pressure to it, Gene.

Gene

But, John, you can't operate on a tiger. Especially when you don't know his symptoms are.

John

Double vision and chronic headaches. He told me so.

Gene

John, you're going to wind up back at Hammersmith's. I think I've seen very supportive of you, but if you expect me to believe that a tiger told you his symptoms are, I just think I might have to draw the line.

Jacob
[growling]

You have to do something. Quick.

John

We got to get him into O.R. fast. It's the only chance he's got, Gene.

Gene

What about the press conference?

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