Richard Schiff movie quotes
15 quotes from 3 movies
Doctor Dolittle (1998) as Gene
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Mark: Johnny. John, Gene has got some qualms about the new proposal. I'd like you to talk to him about it.
John: No room for qualms, Gene.
Mark: No room for qualms.
John: No qualms.
Gene: No, there's just one or two--
John: Qualms are bad.
Mark: No, qualms are bad. Listen to Johnny. Qualms are bad.
Gene: I have qualms I'd like to discuss. You know what it is? I'm just afraid that if we let a big company like Calnet take us over, you know, we're not gonna be us anymore. You know? We-we-W?we'd be them.
John: Let me explain something to you, Gene. Them has the best hospitals, and them has the best laboratories, and them is gonna pay us a very big, giant amount of money.
Mark: I swear. I swear to God that when I think about the money, I get teary.
John: It's huge.
Mark: I get all-- Look at me.
John: You see, those are real tears in his eyes.
Mark: So, Saturday morning we're sitting down with the Calnet people. I'll see you all there. I'm very excited about it.
John: Hey, wait, whoa, whoa. Saturday morning? I'm supposed to take my family to the country this weekend.
Mark: Well, don't.
Gene: You see, it's happening already.
Mark: What?
Gene: John, you're being forced to neglect your family.
Mark: Gene, relax. No such thing. Mrs O'Brien?
Mrs. O'Brien: Yes.
Mark: How are you? Is your tummy still...?
Mrs. O'Brien: Uh-huh.
Mark: Oh. Okay, Saturday morning, guys. Gene, no tank tops, please. No tank tops.
John: Mrs. Parkus.
Mrs. Parkus: Yes, Doctor?
John: Mrs. Parkus. Have you eaten shellfish again?
Mrs. Parkus: Just soft-shell crab.
John: And what's the middle word?
Mrs. Parkus: Shell.
John: Exactly.
John: No room for qualms, Gene.
Mark: No room for qualms.
John: No qualms.
Gene: No, there's just one or two--
John: Qualms are bad.
Mark: No, qualms are bad. Listen to Johnny. Qualms are bad.
Gene: I have qualms I'd like to discuss. You know what it is? I'm just afraid that if we let a big company like Calnet take us over, you know, we're not gonna be us anymore. You know? We-we-W?we'd be them.
John: Let me explain something to you, Gene. Them has the best hospitals, and them has the best laboratories, and them is gonna pay us a very big, giant amount of money.
Mark: I swear. I swear to God that when I think about the money, I get teary.
John: It's huge.
Mark: I get all-- Look at me.
John: You see, those are real tears in his eyes.
Mark: So, Saturday morning we're sitting down with the Calnet people. I'll see you all there. I'm very excited about it.
John: Hey, wait, whoa, whoa. Saturday morning? I'm supposed to take my family to the country this weekend.
Mark: Well, don't.
Gene: You see, it's happening already.
Mark: What?
Gene: John, you're being forced to neglect your family.
Mark: Gene, relax. No such thing. Mrs O'Brien?
Mrs. O'Brien: Yes.
Mark: How are you? Is your tummy still...?
Mrs. O'Brien: Uh-huh.
Mark: Oh. Okay, Saturday morning, guys. Gene, no tank tops, please. No tank tops.
John: Mrs. Parkus.
Mrs. Parkus: Yes, Doctor?
John: Mrs. Parkus. Have you eaten shellfish again?
Mrs. Parkus: Just soft-shell crab.
John: And what's the middle word?
Mrs. Parkus: Shell.
John: Exactly.
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John: Diane, please call down to radiology and get me the x-rays on Mr. Galvin. Also, check with Mrs. Rivers and see if she can switch her appointment to 3:15. I may need to call in Gene for a consultation.
Diane: Yes, Doctor.
John: Gene, can you check your schedule and see if you can do a 3.15 consult?
Gene: Sure.
John: Good. And Mark, did you get back the tests on Mr Freeman?
Mark: I think they're coming in this afternoon, Johnny.
John: Good. Keep me informed, okay?
Male Pigeon: Hey, Doc, do you think I should get my beak done?
John: Fssh!
Male Pigeon: Hey!
John: Call somebody from maintenance we need to put some for permanent screens up, or set some traps. This is a doctor's office, not a zoo.
Mark: He's back. We're gonna be rich.
Diane: Yes, Doctor.
John: Gene, can you check your schedule and see if you can do a 3.15 consult?
Gene: Sure.
John: Good. And Mark, did you get back the tests on Mr Freeman?
Mark: I think they're coming in this afternoon, Johnny.
John: Good. Keep me informed, okay?
Male Pigeon: Hey, Doc, do you think I should get my beak done?
John: Fssh!
Male Pigeon: Hey!
John: Call somebody from maintenance we need to put some for permanent screens up, or set some traps. This is a doctor's office, not a zoo.
Mark: He's back. We're gonna be rich.
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Gene: I enjoy my personal relationships with my patients.
Mark: You'll get over that.
Jeremy: I just might not.
Mark: I'm joking.
Man: He's got to get Gerry with the program.
Mark: Gene. He's the kind of guy who'd rather be trudging through the snow with his little black bag...
Jeremy and Mark: making house calls.
Mark: Exactly. It's kind of adorable really--Ow!
Jeremy: That hurt me.
Gene: Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry.
Mark: I may have broken my nose.
Gene: I think I broke his nose.
Mark: Is it broken?
Gene: Let me check. Oh, my God! I broke his nose. Let me take him to X-ray.
Mark: I'm blacking out. I'm blacking out.
Rodney: THAAAAT FEEEEELS GOOOOOD!
Mark: Ow. Geno, this really hurts. I really think...
Gene: Yeah, it's hurts. Of course it hurts. You walked right into a door. Your septum is completely crushed.
Mark: Oh, God, I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. Do we have any morphine in the vault?
John: Hey, guys.
Mark: John.
John: What happened to you?
Mark: I walked into a door.
Gene: I crushed his septum.
John: Oh, Really? Look, guys, this is not really a good time. I'm kind of here with somebody.
Gene: Oh, my God, John.
Mark: What?
Gene: I-I-I do not approve. Lisa is a wonderful woman.
[Jacob growling]
Mark: Jesus.
John: It's okay, guys.
Mark: It's a frigging tiger, man.
John: Its all right. He going to hurt you. I know him.
Jacob: Be afraid. Be very afraid. Oh, my goodness. I have to sit.
Mark: Here's what we're going to do. We going to go tell Johnny that we're gonna fix his little tiger up after he signs. Okay? Then we have him committed. We have him committed. He's going to happy acres. It's perfect. That way, we'll get our money.
Gene: [punches Mark, thud] Aah!
John: It's look likes it's shifted to the left. That's means there's something applying pressure to it, Gene.
Gene: But, John, you can't operate on a tiger. Especially when you don't know his symptoms are.
John: Double vision and chronic headaches. He told me so.
Gene: John, you're going to wind up back at Hammersmith's. I think I've seen very supportive of you, but if you expect me to believe that a tiger told you his symptoms are, I just think I might have to draw the line.
Jacob: [growling] You have to do something. Quick.
John: We got to get him into O.R. fast. It's the only chance he's got, Gene.
Gene: What about the press conference?
Mark: You'll get over that.
Jeremy: I just might not.
Mark: I'm joking.
Man: He's got to get Gerry with the program.
Mark: Gene. He's the kind of guy who'd rather be trudging through the snow with his little black bag...
Jeremy and Mark: making house calls.
Mark: Exactly. It's kind of adorable really--Ow!
Jeremy: That hurt me.
Gene: Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry.
Mark: I may have broken my nose.
Gene: I think I broke his nose.
Mark: Is it broken?
Gene: Let me check. Oh, my God! I broke his nose. Let me take him to X-ray.
Mark: I'm blacking out. I'm blacking out.
Rodney: THAAAAT FEEEEELS GOOOOOD!
Mark: Ow. Geno, this really hurts. I really think...
Gene: Yeah, it's hurts. Of course it hurts. You walked right into a door. Your septum is completely crushed.
Mark: Oh, God, I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. Do we have any morphine in the vault?
John: Hey, guys.
Mark: John.
John: What happened to you?
Mark: I walked into a door.
Gene: I crushed his septum.
John: Oh, Really? Look, guys, this is not really a good time. I'm kind of here with somebody.
Gene: Oh, my God, John.
Mark: What?
Gene: I-I-I do not approve. Lisa is a wonderful woman.
[Jacob growling]
Mark: Jesus.
John: It's okay, guys.
Mark: It's a frigging tiger, man.
John: Its all right. He going to hurt you. I know him.
Jacob: Be afraid. Be very afraid. Oh, my goodness. I have to sit.
Mark: Here's what we're going to do. We going to go tell Johnny that we're gonna fix his little tiger up after he signs. Okay? Then we have him committed. We have him committed. He's going to happy acres. It's perfect. That way, we'll get our money.
Gene: [punches Mark, thud] Aah!
John: It's look likes it's shifted to the left. That's means there's something applying pressure to it, Gene.
Gene: But, John, you can't operate on a tiger. Especially when you don't know his symptoms are.
John: Double vision and chronic headaches. He told me so.
Gene: John, you're going to wind up back at Hammersmith's. I think I've seen very supportive of you, but if you expect me to believe that a tiger told you his symptoms are, I just think I might have to draw the line.
Jacob: [growling] You have to do something. Quick.
John: We got to get him into O.R. fast. It's the only chance he's got, Gene.
Gene: What about the press conference?
Jurassic Park: The Lost World (1997) as Eddie Carr
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Violence and technology? Not good bedfellows!
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Eddie Carr: Wow. Is this even possible?
Ian Malcolm: What? This? What did you think you were going to document? What did you think you were going to see?
Nick Van Owen: Animals. Maybe big iguanas.
Ian Malcolm: Fruitcakes.
Ian Malcolm: What? This? What did you think you were going to document? What did you think you were going to see?
Nick Van Owen: Animals. Maybe big iguanas.
Ian Malcolm: Fruitcakes.
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Eddie Carr: It's a High Hide. A High Hide. [off Malcolm's look] See, you go up and you hide, high. It goes up to where the trees are, and keeps the researchers out of harm's way.
Ian Malcolm: Actually, it'll put them at a very convenient biting height.
Ian Malcolm: Actually, it'll put them at a very convenient biting height.
Se7en (1995) as Mark Swarr
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David Mills: How is it working for a scumbag like this? You proud of yourself?
Police Captain: Ease back, Mills.
Mark Swarr: I'm required by law to serve my clients to the best of my ability, and to serve their best interests.
Police Captain: Ease back, Mills.
Mark Swarr: I'm required by law to serve my clients to the best of my ability, and to serve their best interests.
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Mark Swarr: My client says there are two more bodies ... two more victims, hidden away. He will take Detectives Mills and Somerset to these bodies, but only Detectives Mills and Somerset. Only at six o'clock today.
