Fat Bastard [Hanging from a wire]
Isn't this magical, one of my wires broke.
4th most-quoted character in Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002): in 12 of its 85 quotes
Most scenes with: Austin Powers (3)
It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh-heh-heh. Let's have a smell all right? Hmmm, wafting, wafting.. Ooh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Alright, analysis. Smells like carrots in throw-up! Ooh, that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick ass on a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
More lines from Fat Bastard
8 quotes Fat Bastard Fat Bastard But I had to shed some extra skin.
Fat Bastard [Commenting on his loose skin after going on the "Subway diet"]
And my neck does kinda look like a vagina.
Fat Bastard Aw, Jesus Christ! This diapers making my nuts rub together! It's gonna start a fire!
Fat Bastard [Holding sumo opponent's crotch]
You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister! [Twists hand]
Fat Bastard Are we done here? I've got to take a crap.
Fat Bastard [Looking down at the toilet]
What the--? I did not have any corn!
Fat Bastard I hope my wire team is ready-y-y!
Scenes with Fat Bastard
3 scenes[gets off the basket, feeling disgusted with dirty sumo diapers, accidentally reveals himself]
You really are a Fat Bastard!
Fat Bastard You know, that hurts my feelings. I tried going on a diet. "The Zone", you know, "carbs are the enemy, and... [mumbles; notices Foxxy] Hey, who's your friend? Oh, I'd like to have a go with that filly. Do you find me sexy? [rubs his breasts erotically] Oh look at my titties! [moans]
Fat Bastard Well to be honest with you, I've been trying to go legit. I really take my sumo wrestling seriously, you know. But when you're an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair, will always be tragically skewed. [beat; farts]
Did you just soil yourself?!
Fat Bastard Maybe. It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Alright, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick ass in a dead carcass! Ooh, even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
Fat Bastard [now skinny]
Hey Powers!
Fat Bastard? But you're not fat anymore.
Fat Bastard I went on the Subway diet. Y'know, just like Jared. I've lost 180 pounds.
Congratulations, baby.
Fat Bastard Thank you. I do have a little bit of excess skin, though. Bit of a problem here, you know. And unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.
